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flipschultz

  1. Hey kids, two things to tell ya: 1 - Tomorrow night I will be doing a spot at Flappers in Burbank, CA. It's a 7... fb.me/1MMxT5nVm about 2 hours ago via Facebook
  2. Greetings everyone! Just letting you know that tonight at the LA Improv, Skippy Greene will be making an... fb.me/1pX1DADMY 2:07 PM May 31st via Facebook
  3. Happy Memorial Day! Honor those who have fallen & laugh at those who trip over their own feet. I mean seriously, that's hilarious! 12:02 PM May 28th via web
  4. About to go onstage in my new leather jacket. I feel like a Jewish James Dean...or as Jerry Lewis would say "James DEAN!!" 9:30 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Tonight I'm doing some comedy down in Rancho Cucamonga, CA. at Rock The Keys! T-Minus 2.5 hours before... fb.me/13wEw87Pr 6:30 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  6. Hey kids, Scott Kennedy joins me for a brand new episode of my podcast, "Whats For Dinner?" (WFD)! It is... fb.me/1EnsBtimz 9:08 PM May 22nd via Facebook
  7. Happy birthday to @BrodyismeFriends! 12:35 PM May 22nd via web
  8. Check it out; I was flying home yesterday & guess who was on my flight?...Ed "Mother F**king" Asner, bitches!! fb.me/11SUxHhqV 12:29 PM May 22nd via Facebook
  9. Just met Ed F**KING Asner!!! twitter.com/flipschultz/st… 9:20 PM May 21st via Photos on iOS
  10. They call sex "making love", then I guess giving oral sex should be called "making friends" & masturbation should be called "making shame" 10:32 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Robin Gibbs passed away. I believe his last words were very touching and said in a high falsetto. Too soon? 4:57 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPad
  12. Hey kids, this Wed. I'll be doing some comedy down in Rancho Cucamonga, CA. gonna be Cucafunga!! Yeah, that was bad. facebook.com/events/4138696… 4:55 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPad
  13. @DannyWoodburn64 doesn't Speigelkwartierstraat intersect with Glavindeanoyveythepain? 1:59 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DannyWoodburn64
  14. Mark zuckerburg made 20 billion in one day...in a related story Tom from MySpace just bought 20 bucks worth of scratch tickets 12:13 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. “@ossemon: @flipschultz Woho! It's my birthday! I want for u 2 come back 2 Norway 4 standup for my present! #DoEEET! #IhaveCake” happy BDAY! 12:11 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @DannyWoodburn64 didja hear Jerry Lewis went racist!? 1:55 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPad in reply to DannyWoodburn64
  17. I believe Tahoe is an old Indian word for "NOTHING TO DO IN THE OFF SEASON!" 3:08 PM May 17th via MyPad for iOS (iPad)
  18. Greetings all, a new episode of my podcast, What's For Dinner, is up and ready to f**k you in the ear. My buddy... fb.me/1NqnwRQMM 6:13 PM May 15th via Facebook