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  1. @Molly_Elian they've said it in Indiana, California, Louisiana, and Mississippi, in my experience.
  2. @watercolorgirl @Matiswann "looook! I can still fit into mah pre-baby jeans!!"
  3. Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD. http://www.peopleofwalmart....
  4. The Planetarium's weekday offerings are really disappointing. Was gonna take Ace there tomorrow, but definitely changed my mind.
  5. Baptist Medical Clinics >>>> MEA. Hoping to firebomb this budding sinus infection into submission.
  6. @Fisher6225 congratulations!!
  7. @JenMartin1 oh dear, they're supposed to be one of the best districts in the state.
  8. Nothing makes me feel like a woman more than unclogging a toilet I just clogged the hell out of.
  9. @sewhappyJen wear a wig.
  10. @Lazy_Libra "Total Eclipse of the Heart." Wait, no, that's Bonnie Tyler. Um. I got nothin'.
  11. I have run out of scrubbing bubbles. My life as I know it is crumbling around me. Please, someone send more scrubbing bubbles.
  12. @sewhappyJen you know my theory though - the stupider they are, the more fertile they are!
  13. @sewhappyJen I know. It pisses me off that she's been "disappointed" with each of her pregnancies thus far. I mean, come on.
  14. @watercolorgirl haha!
  15. Mom of 13: "I won't stop till I've had twins." http://bit.ly/7GKCG1
  16. When your kid's laughter gets on your nerves, you know you're getting sick. Swell.
  17. Party at my house this Friday! Official tweet-up! http://housewifeinflipflops...
  18. Things I don't have time for right now: a sinus infection, a trip to Paris, a sinus infection.
  19. @twobizkitheads you watching BB's dog?
  20. *high five*