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flexiblecomedy

  1. Who would have thunk that changing the wicks on your fire torches is WAY harder than juggling them? 2:14 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite
  2. A few nicknames I'm considering for myself... Band Saw, Frost Bite, and Wheat Thin. 12:04 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite
  3. If your knuckles are hairy enough you don't need a fingerstache tattoo. #moneysavers 10:50 AM May 31st via HootSuite
  4. "You've already spent your shoe budget on a chinchilla!" #thingsioverheardattarget 7:10 AM May 31st via HootSuite
  5. I guess Alvin the Chipmunk never read The Scarlet Letter. 10:16 AM May 29th via HootSuite
  6. Hot Dogs and Human Centipedes are made out of the same ingredients... Eww... 7:15 AM May 25th via HootSuite
  7. I had a great time in Texas and I even got to see some sites before i left ow.ly/i/DqcX 7:35 AM May 18th via HootSuite
  8. Sorry for busting so many guts tonight... That was a lot to clean up. Thanks for having me @UTDsuaab! 10:18 PM May 17th via web in reply to UTDsuaab
  9. @NievesReyes I hope you got what I showed... If that makes sense... 10:10 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NievesReyes
  10. @jonnyzavant much obliged... 11:17 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jonnyzavant
  11. @jonnyzavant Dallas, partner (In the cowboy way, not the lover way). 11:10 AM May 17th via web in reply to jonnyzavant
  12. TSA confiscated my spurs on my flight to Texas... I'm never going to fit in now! 9:32 AM May 17th via HootSuite
  13. George Clooney, Teenage Acne, & Charm City - mad.ly/5e9d82 7:13 AM May 16th via HootSuite
  14. Hey Johnstownians! I'm in the Tribune-Democrat today. tinyurl.com/7a4kuvw Plus, I'll be performing in J-Town next month! 7:25 AM May 12th via HootSuite
  15. Back from Ireland and a wee bit sleepy. In the future I'm not going to take a jet because I've never heard of "air balloon lag". 7:31 AM May 10th via Ping.fm
  • Name Jonathan Burns
  • Location Lancaster, PA
  • Web http://www.flexib...
  • Bio Comedian, Contortionist, & Avid Lego Builder.
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