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FletchMasterP

  1. Mom's sick. Baby's sick. Dad's, well, going to be sick. I'm feeling left out. Then again, I'm also the only cute one so, hey. 1:17 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  2. If Mom and I didn't have the same nose, I'd swear I was adopted. But she has the baby weight to prove I'm ALL hers. #doglogic 1:16 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  3. Looking for some father's day gift ideas because you never know when I'll find my REAL dad. #realdadsdon'tmakefunofsonsfearofwind 1:13 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  4. @craigpladson [GASP] IT'S INVISIBLE AND IT MOVES MY REAR FUR. If that isn't the definition of "demon," I don't know what is. 1:11 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to craigpladson
  5. My apologies for that last lame tweet. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT NOT TRUE. 12:46 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  6. BABY BROTHER: Does you standing by my high chair at dinner mean we're friends? ME: Oh, you sweet, sweet ignorant baby. Of course not. 12:45 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  7. That was my Dad. I can say things to him like that. You know, unconditional love and all that other dog-dad bullcrap. 12:41 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  8. But you do have to wear your face. BOOM. RT @craigpladson: Really glad I don't have to wear a suit to work every day. 12:40 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  9. If I woke up with thumbs tomorrow, the first thing I'd do is hitchhike to Michigan. Then I'd scream, "HOW DID I GROW THUMBS?" 10:06 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  10. Between all my napping, begging and window staring, I have no idea how I'm going to get all my Memorial Day crafting done this week. 10:03 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  11. Crap. I think I'm pregnant. i just realized I haven't gotten my period in, like, FIVE YEARS. 9:59 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  12. I think my favorite moon phase is the waxing crescent. Full moons are just SO 2008. 9:56 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  13. Dear Dad, Every time I hear the word "ohmygodwhatthehellwhydidyoujustdothatFletcher," I think of you. Love, Fletch 7:19 AM Apr 26th via TweetDeck
  14. Now if this isn't a fabulous morning view, I don't know what is: yfrog.com/h4e81pypj 7:41 AM Apr 25th via TweetDeck
  15. HELP! SOMEONE CALL 911! THE ARMY! THE POLICE! I LOST MY-wait. False alarm. Mom was in the bathroom. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME. 7:35 AM Apr 25th via TweetDeck
  16. I think I'll learn how to hula hoop today. Or snore. 7:30 AM Apr 25th via TweetDeck
  17. ME: Hello, Moto. MOM: What? ME: Hello, Moto. MOM: Why are you saying that? ME: Hello, Moto. MOM: Oh my God. ME: Yes? MOM: [sigh] 7:30 AM Apr 25th via TweetDeck
  18. I like this guy. Like, really like this guy. He should have a talk with M&D about how amazing I am: huff.to/IBeo8k 7:28 AM Apr 25th via TweetDeck
  19. DAD: Going for a walk sounds brutal right now. ME: Licking your face sounds brutal right now but I'm doing it, aren't I? 3:35 PM Apr 22nd via TweetDeck
  20. I mean, I'm NOT a dumbass. Funny how one word can just change the whole sentence. 3:34 PM Apr 22nd via TweetDeck
  • Name FletchMasterP
  • Location Freezerville, Minnesota
  • Bio I wiggle. I shake. I bounce. I'm a Wheatie and we're going to be best friends whether you like it or not.
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