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fleshcake

  1. Can't explain it but I need to put a tiny pair of pajamas on a bumblebee right now. about 19 hours ago via twicca
  2. What has 14 thumbs and just took this guy’s order at Arby’s? 10:40 AM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. Should’ve went through my pockets before doing laundry. At least this brisket is Tide fresh now. 9:55 AM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. Getting a boomerang to return to you is finding the wind's clit. 11:44 AM May 31st via twicca
  5. I like following @annazipper & you can, too. 11:52 PM May 30th via twicca in reply to annazipper
  6. Saw the same guy in more than one commercial so I’ll need a hand burying my tv in the center of the earth. 11:11 PM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. Another werewolf bar mitzvah at my local Chili’s 6:53 PM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. Change up Wednesday by cashing in your 401k to build a cheese dungeon. 10:23 AM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. Getting invited to less things since I made my ringtone the entire Cats soundtrack. 9:32 PM May 29th via twicca
  10. Hellraiser 4 is just a snapshot of my left foot. 8:33 PM May 29th via twicca
  11. Fun game to play at any restaurant: *close your eyes* kids or raptor exorcism? 10:23 AM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. Prometheus is the prequel to that time I had lunch at IKEA. 8:25 AM May 29th via twicca
  13. Was every song ever written about chips or can I have some of your chips? 12:08 PM May 28th via twicca
  14. Hardly any American flags made out of wasps… good thinking, guys. 11:07 AM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. Ex just posted all these pics of her and her new bf, Mumra. 1:47 PM May 27th via twicca