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It's said that men think about sex once every 7 seconds. I on the other hand think about God once every 7 seconds... and then sex.
9:51 AM Nov 13th
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I've never been conscious before -- this is the first time I've ever been conscious... in three bodies at once!
8:58 AM Nov 10th
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As old Mama Flechsig used to say, sometimes you eat the body, and sometimes the body -- well -- she eats you.
8:51 AM Nov 10th
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My non-existent audience is dropping like non-existent flies. CURSE YOU, BEELZEBUB!
6:21 AM Nov 1st
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When God goes into hibernation, I'll finally get some real work done.
8:50 AM Oct 27th
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The forecourts of heaven never get "over capacity." Orzmud is always thirsty.
11:48 AM Oct 21st
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Went around all day today with a tiny doppelganger of myself manifested just behind me. They're still laughing about it in the schizo ward.
5:46 PM Oct 19th
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For, indeed, aren't we -- each of us -- a fluechtig Hingemachte -- in our own way? "Yes, kind of," is the answer to that.
9:12 AM Oct 17th
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Sometimes I wonder whether I'm the deranged figment of one of my patients fevered brains. That would certainly clarify some things.
9:10 AM Oct 17th
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Sometimes I wonder whether all my patients are sane, and I'm the mad one. Then I remember I'm able to harvest genitals with my mind.
7:20 PM Oct 16th
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Note to self: start breeding hummingbirds.
4:18 PM Oct 15th
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Hummingbirds are Nature's erinyes.
9:10 AM Oct 15th
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I'm in the reality business, after all.
10:07 AM Oct 14th
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The darkest hour, I tell my patients, is more often than not just before the darkness that's neither before nor after.
10:07 AM Oct 14th
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I've been told my methods are inhumane. Goddamn right they are. Take a good look at Man, I say, then just try to tell me I'm the bad one.
7:43 AM Oct 13th
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The language of God sounds like this: BLURG BLURG BLURG BLURG BLURG!
6:20 AM Oct 11th
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Ah, the leaves are turning; the apples have fallen; and flocks of souls have begun flying South for the winter.
6:41 AM Oct 10th
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Van der Waals nicked that whole "instantaneous dipole" idea from me, I swear to Christ.
11:07 AM Oct 7th
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With a little effort on my part, S.'s nipples will sprout into fine antennae.
8:50 AM Oct 6th
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We've just acquired an autobus to replace the aging asylum horses. Petrol will have to do until I can harness the Hingemachte to a turbine.
9:33 AM Oct 4th
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