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  1. Just caught myself in the mirror in LAX. I look like a writer. That's not a compliment. about 2 hours ago from txt
  2. I can't wait to finally sleep. In January. about 2 hours ago from txt
  3. yup! still editing! Well, we finished editing, now just trying to make it render, the computer is being a bit of a grouch about 4 hours ago from web
  4. Still with the editing. have to be at the airport at 5:45 am. in 3 hours. WHEEEEEEEEE about 6 hours ago from web
  5. RT @Johtleeli Captain Maggot is my new best friend [Pretty much couldn't be more jealous. So crushing on her] about 9 hours ago from web
  6. Editing hell about 14 hours ago from web
  7. RT @FearNewsJack: http://twitpic.com/qsw10 - This is from a couple days ago, but I had to screencap because of the "views count" about 17 hours ago from web
  8. RT @iamchubbybunny: Lean Cuisines are addicting. Damn you instant space food! about 19 hours ago from web
  9. @heavygrinder Not sure if the tweet about broken things was literal or metaphorical, but I hope all's well with you today. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to heavygrinder
  10. RT @FearNewsJack: Just a tip: Krakjaw will NOT be denied his tacos http://tinyurl.com/ygvr4r2 about 20 hours ago from web
  11. RT @BrianReed: This is what scientists look like when their new toy doesn't blow up the universe. http://bit.ly/7Hrx0T about 20 hours ago from web
  12. Wow. I just flipped out and smashed an inanimate object for not working. I never do that. Guess the day caught up to me after all. 1:29 AM Nov 24th from txt
  13. RT @Nikole Even my socks are classy. http://flic.kr/p/7hWrxG [Those socks are so classy they practically require monocles. One for each.] 5:32 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. HAHAHA! That formatting glitch wasn't my fault, I clicked "tweet this" from their website. 5:30 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. <I>Fear News</i> Reinvents the Talking-Head News Show http://om.bit.ly/7Z16WF from @newteevee 5:30 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. @GinnyMcQueen Gracias, chica! C'mere and give me candy and presents! 3:35 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to GinnyMcQueen
  17. Almost disappointed my b-day wasn't synonymous with global annihilation: http://tinyurl.com/yhnkfd3 Maybe next year. 3:14 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. RT @FearNewsJack: WooHoo! @tubefilter wrote a great article about us! http://tinyurl.com/yhw7za7 12:45 PM Nov 23rd from web
  19. Terrifying http://twitpic.com/qnef3 10:54 AM Nov 23rd from web
  20. RT @athenastamos Happy Birthday DOCTOR WHO!! Oh and Happy bday to you too @flatlinejack. ;)~ [Wait, seriously?! It's Who's bday too? RAD!!] 9:32 AM Nov 23rd from web
  • Name flatlinejack
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://tinyurl.co...
  • Bio Full-time web nerd, occasional corporate shill
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