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flatlander

  1. I can't really support the Mets in any reasonable fashion but... enough is enough. Get that club a no-hitter, Johan.
  2. Beer is culture. #TheMoreYouKnow... instagr.am/p/LWann7wTJk/
  3. @yajur That's great! You'll have a blast.
  4. JdN out at Audi. wow. autoweek.com/article/201206…
  5. @sdiver hahaha. You have a point there.
  6. "I'm sick of those John Malkovich ads talking to his phone. It's clear he has no one else to talk to." #CurmudgeonFriends
  7. It now dawns on me watching #MEX-BOS on TV that the three dudes in blue sweats outside our building today were part of the team. Derp.
  8. Sorry, User Fail on the link for that last tweet. Here you go: fastcodesign.com/1669879/can-we…
  9. Really interesting and kinda chewy piece on Skeumorphism for you UI / Product design types. Say it with me... " SKEUMORPHISM!"
  10. @bsandusky Have you been by this place? Funk-a-delic. wythehotel.com
  11. @bsandusky Google Dics. That's the biz software that runs on Romney's Amercia app, yes?
  12. Just thinking "how could this day start out any weirder" and then that Living in a Cardboard Box song came over the PA. Well done, Thursday.
  13. the Neymahawk is just sick.
  14. I get the whole 'moving as a unit' thing for the US back line but sometimes they are just dumb. How do you leave Marcelo unmarked? #USAvBRA
  15. Whoever came up with "Untied States" wins the internet for tonight. //moving on
  16. @bsandusky You are on The Fix! washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/…
  17. @bsandusky Oh Willard. And you want to be President...
  18. @bsandusky What did I miss, my timeline is littered with these lovely spelling mistakes? I'm guessing its Romeny.
  19. Watching a replay of the of the Giro and really the only adjective I can think of as they come down the Mortirolo is "pants shitting". yep.
  20. Pat Summit sitting next to Dylan at Presidential MoF presentation. Bob staring straight ahead. Pretty comical.