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  1. Gonna go get streetcar van and move my shit into a friends garage. Gonna sell and need the place to look sparkily. how much junk do i have?
  2. You can get a hose reel in b&q sale for £30 with no fucking hose and a hose reel with everything for £29 next to it full price... ?
  3. @flat_dav
  4. Daughter has discovered eating with spoon bowl and getting everything on her pj and sofa. None in her mouth.
  5. Who are these strangers on BBC breakfast?
  6. A sharp white glint noticed when she screams and my daughter has a tooth! Only 5 months of teething...
  7. Stuck at home with sick baby. Poor thing is really huggy so she must be really ill.
  8. Why is it that the wind is always against you when you cycle? Nice commute but really felt the week holiday.
  9. We're getting cuddles off my daughter so she must be really sick. Part of me is enjoying the cuddles!
  10. Poor baby is pucking everywhere.
  11. Found london pride!
  12. @hinshelm i really enjoyed kicking the 12 year's old ass.
  13. baby in bed and out like a light. got babysitter so heading out! Might even stay past 11!
  14. @hinshelm i got 18 points but martin kicked my ass with 29.
  15. @despot i got grown up! Got a 10 month old girl. She's so CUTE. And she even likes me.
  16. Baby sleeping so can relax. About to check out the center parcs pool. Can't believe i'm wearing shorts and its cold.
  17. Going to bed as sad and old
  18. fuckall