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flashmistress

  1. Star Trek and I: back together again. Watching the original series. 12:01 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
  2. Snow on my birthday!!! WTH Mother Nature! 9:51 AM May 24th via web
  3. First glimpse of my mountains on this eternal trek. I could've walked back from nica faster. twitter.com/flashmistress/… 4:11 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I think I have a reddit addiction. What are the signs? 3:43 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Chance I might get stuck in Houston tonight. Can we say awesome life problems? 11:58 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. someone just asked me for directions and I KNEW THE ANSWER! Does that make me a local? 7:53 AM May 16th via Twitter for Mac
  7. Just bought passion fruit from the fruit lady (who were actually two fruit lady progeny today). This fruit is basically a slimy pomegrante. 9:51 AM May 15th via Twitter for Mac
  8. It is incredibly depressing to be watching a tutorial and the person teaching's voice has yet to change. 11:24 AM May 12th via Twitter for Mac
  9. Although good news: the fruit lady said that tmrw she will have a "melon with green inside" for me! Let's hope it's actually a honey dew… 10:56 AM May 10th via Twitter for Mac
  10. This morning I thought to myself, "it's not that hot today. It's nice." I was wrong. 10:54 AM May 10th via Twitter for Mac
  11. If I met myself on the street, I'd totally think i was cool and wanna hang out. 2:18 PM May 9th via Twitter for Mac
  12. seems they do not have honey dew melon here. I just asked for the "green melon" not the orange and they looked at me like i was an alien. 9:25 AM May 9th via Twitter for Mac
  13. #viewwhileworking twitter.com/flashmistress/… 10:21 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. wannabeapirate.com/?p=1704 ESTOY AQUI! y muy cansada….day one post on Nica 5:10 PM May 6th via Twitter for Mac
  15. Safe arrival to Nicaragua. My hair has SERIOUSLY just chucked a wobbly. 12:53 PM May 6th via Twitter for Mac
  16. En route to nica. I can call it that because I'm soon to be a local. 2:17 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. "You're the High Priestess of the PHP." Hells yeah! 5:21 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Mac
  18. There's a place in Thailand called Phuket. Pretty sure I need to go there as it pretty much represents my current attitude. 1:44 PM Apr 13th via Twitter for Mac
  19. Is it just me or does the internet totally have PMS today? 1:15 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for Mac