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flashman

  1. @MystiqueFlores Oh we will go stay there again, it's nice!
  2. @docbaty ta for that
  3. @docbaty what's the wait time at customs you reckon? Picking up my sister.
  4. @robcorr My theory is somebody is inside the cupboard to make sure the aerosol triggers properly.
  5. @robcorr Sprayed a dog in the face with paint.
  6. @robcorr I've been calling that one fake viral marketing, and hence animal abuse.
  7. Dead man literally brought a sword to a gun fight. smh.com.au/nsw/eighteenth…
  8. @smallstakes @DarrenVincent THAT'S SO CUTE
  9. @smallstakes @DarrenVincent maybe if you watched game of thrones instead of making jokes about it, you would
  10. @smallstakes I know that real feel
  11. @TessBennett Ha. Watched that last night.
  12. @kortsdotjay oh God yes & share recipe
  13. @Grooveshark If it's scheduled you should tweet about it beforehand...
  14. The Fairfax journo strike has not affected the quality of its homepage images. They are still strikingly poor. smhgraphics.tumblr.com/post/241161260…
  15. @smallstakes Listening to Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
  16. @smallstakes what up baby
  17. I changed my Reddit password to something I don't remember, so I either have to reset it or read Atheism and AdviceAnimals #productivitytips
  18. @tysonwray If I needed to avoid a weird guy talking to me I'd unfollow you OHHHHHHH BURN