Flashmaggie
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A friend has lost their dog in the Tolworth area. If seen pls call the tag no. His name is Monty. Pls retweet.
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ With them? They never ask me out to play.
about 3 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to Farctum
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For the Coronation I got a day off school, chocolate in a small purple tin with a picture of the Queen on, and a ticket to a lousy circus.
about 3 hours ago
via TweetDeck
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.@ The loony is funding the loonies.
about 3 hours ago
via TweetDeck
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@ @ Are you trying to out the aged? Besides, if you remember it, you weren't really there.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to copperbird
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@ OK, but the cats are giving me funny looks.
about 3 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to Farctum
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@ @ @ @ Not higher worlds, just a different planet.
about 4 hours ago
via web
in reply to zzzooey
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Are we nearly there yet?
about 4 hours ago
via TweetDeck
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Ethical Superstore's offering 25% off everything over the Jubilee holiday.
about 7 hours ago
via Buffer
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Chris Evans would be tolerable if he had a volume control.
about 7 hours ago
via txt
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20% of shorts at M&S for the - 25% extra Coleslaw at Tesco -just imagine how flat life would be without the Royal family.
about 8 hours ago
via web
from Suffolk Coastal, Suffolk
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Those FB ads that say you can lose 2 stone in 2 weeks must either involve amputation or starvation.
about 8 hours ago
via TweetDeck
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21 parents supported it, dfe agreed to it, you're paying for it.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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@ Yep.
about 8 hours ago
via web
in reply to ULTRAWALRUS
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@ Well, @ is good at being deadpan. He needs to be, the sights he sees.
about 8 hours ago
via web
in reply to robparsons
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Melanie Philips will be on next week. They could have saved money and just booked a box of frogs.
about 8 hours ago
via TweetDeck
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@ You're being sarcastic, right?
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to DoctorChristian
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@ Except when draped across streets. Unattached bunions can upset people, even more than you.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to ThetisMercurio
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All the latest polls on the monarchy - how strongly do the public support it?
about 10 hours ago
via TweetDeck
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@ Is that bunting or bunions?
about 10 hours ago
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- Name Margaret Nelson
- Location Suffolk, UK
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- Bio Mature full-time procrastinator, quite creative, craves cake, god-free planet-lover, cloud-spotter & TV murder mystery aficionado. @natmandu's mum.
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