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Flashmaggie

  1. @Farctum With them? They never ask me out to play.
  2. For the Coronation I got a day off school, chocolate in a small purple tin with a picture of the Queen on, and a ticket to a lousy circus.
  3. .@lecanardnoir The loony is funding the loonies.
  4. @copperbird @BryonyEvens Are you trying to out the aged? Besides, if you remember it, you weren't really there.
  5. @Farctum OK, but the cats are giving me funny looks.
  6. @zzzooey @RevErasmus @ThetisMercurio @martincampbell2 Not higher worlds, just a different planet.
  7. Are we nearly there yet?
  8. Ethical Superstore's offering 25% off everything over the Jubilee holiday. buff.ly/N42Vml
  9. Chris Evans would be tolerable if he had a volume control.
  10. Those FB ads that say you can lose 2 stone in 2 weeks must either involve amputation or starvation.
  11. @ULTRAWALRUS Yep.
  12. @robparsons Well, @DoctorChristian is good at being deadpan. He needs to be, the sights he sees.
  13. Melanie Philips will be on #bbcqt next week. They could have saved money and just booked a box of frogs.
  14. @DoctorChristian You're being sarcastic, right?
  15. @ThetisMercurio Except when draped across streets. Unattached bunions can upset people, even more than you.
  16. @ThetisMercurio Is that bunting or bunions? #buntingkills