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  1. So, my friend had a 30s Prohibition-themed party... and the moustache seemed a good idea... http://twitgoo.com/4zti0
  2. @JoeTheDough May attempt to come and pay homage to you later. I'll give you a call to see if you are still putting your thing down.
  3. London Lite will publish its last edition next Friday. That's Friday 13th, in case you were wondering.
  4. @markpack That's Arthur Dent learning how to fly, right?
  5. LOL RT @mikewhills RT @EthanZ: Loving the fact that the Aussie version of FixMyStreet is called "It's Buggered, Mate" - http://bit.ly/4vgIMu
  6. No time to tweet today. To bust swearing at computer. Computer is made of purest bastard.
  7. Small to medium-sized warzone outside the window, it turns out. Stuff was on fire. Explodey stuff. But now it's out.
  8. And so home, to take my brain out of my skull and put it in a box of cotton wool and rum where nobody can harm it.
  9. @SianySianySiany I don't want biscuits. I want vengeance.
  10. Since I previously said that nothing worked and everything was broken, I'm delighted to say that things have got brokener and less worky.
  11. @joannatee I actually rather like it, but the functionality's still pretty limited, and lots of people find it very unintuitive and complex.
  12. A mate just had his first Google Wave conversation with me. He shut it in disgust after 5 minutes, and went back to slagging it off over IM.
  13. Having looked into the issue in some depth, I can now present my analysis: nothing works, everything is buggered, and I'm going to make tea.
  14. @shanerichmond Marks & Spencer started their Christmas music yesterday. The long nightmare has begun.
  15. @Eddhannay Oh, absolutely, me too :-)
  16. The McSweeneys newspaper boasts of spending five months producing one issue. Gee, thanks for saving our industry, guys. http://bit.ly/13X5r9
  17. @benhammersley If this was I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, the audience would have cheered at that point.
  18. "Genital steering mechanism for motor vehicles, with haptic feedback" [memo to self: speak to patent lawyer]
  19. @richjm What, you mean like in that John Travolta and Nicholas Cage film, Nose/Off?
  20. @MissCay Awww, sorry to hear that. Stupid Sunday Times. You're almost certainly better off without them...