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  1. @watsoncomedian It's got to be Petplan's "PetPeople", surely? Or is Swedbank's "Lyckoslanten" a dark horse?
  2. Kill kill stab stab burn stamp dance point laugh
  3. @RadioKate It's a serious issue. Hugging can lead to dancing, which leads to fornication, which leads to gayness.
  4. @kevglobal Congratulations! Well done on being an Official Spouse.
  5. Turns out that if some tit throws himself out of a plane over the sea with a jetpack and some Airfix wings, he tends to land in the sea.
  6. @hayjane Land And Freedom is well worth watching - superb film. Although quite depressing.
  7. @hayjane In fact, now I think about it, it should probably be SEWoe.
  8. @hayjane "Harry Potter actor Ian Hart". There should be a term for the small, acute sadness one feels at efficiently SEO'd headlines.
  9. @DaveGorman He'd probably have had a catchphrase about it, like "Oooh, no missus, don't use Twitter", or something like that.
  10. Software usability update: "It's like swimming through treacle. If you can't swim. And the treacle hates you and wants you to cry."
  11. If you go through Oliver Kamm's screed and replace "Wikipedia" with "writing opinion columns for The Times", it becomes more accurate.
  12. @antoniojl Yeah, think so - he wrote the song.
  13. OH: "I have successfully posted swearing" [The joys of testing a new moderation system]
  14. @antonvowl Painfully obvious choice, I know, but the takedown of the fragrant Ms. Moir was bloody excellent:http://bit.ly/1YfwN
  15. RT @DrSamuelJohnson: #18thCenturyPop Berate Me With Yr. RHYTHMICK-STICK
  16. Somehow missed this Onion video from last week. Brilliant stuff. http://www.theonion.com/con...
  17. Late stay in the office suddenly got more productive, through the cunning mechanism of ignoring the thing I'm supposed to be working on.
  18. The thing that was working is now not working. [All purpose sentence to describe most of today. Efficiency in Tweeting.]
  19. @paul_a_smith Congratulations on the book! Look forward to it...
  20. @duckorange I think that might actually have beaten this one: http://bit.ly/5pUMUW