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flappydoodle

  1. is wearing a turtleneck, smoking a cigar, and chasing his shadow.
  2. is training swordfish to sing.
  3. is SQUAAKING at impending doom!!!! Thanks alot @enkerli!!!
  4. is worried that @DavidLublin and @thegrossman have confused him for a big fat turkey.
  5. is wearing sunglasses and secreting following @thegrossman to the Trojan Antique Store. Those old glasses are righfully @flappydoodle's!
  6. wants to lick your face. reply to @flappydoodle if you want your face licked.
  7. is doing summersaults down sand dunes. WHEEEE!
  8. is swimming to an island where typewriters grow on trees.
  9. finally de-marshmallowed his beak. Time for a jog around Monkey Brain Rock and Oatmeal Tower Monument.
  10. has snuck into his neighbors backyard. Chillin' in the hot tub trying to unstick his beak.
  11. cannot SQUAAK with his beak marshmellowed together. @enkerli says marshmellow goatees are the new trend, but @flappydoodle wants to squaaak!
  12. is wondering if anyone knows how to get hardened marshmellow bits off of their beaks. @flappydoodle looks like he's got a marshmellow goatee
  13. is roasting a marshmellow on his beak.
  14. is making a bon fire and building benches for you all to sit on and warm yourselves.
  15. is having trouble describing the sunset to @enkerli... it wasn't green, but it did smell exactly like sour apples.
  16. is taking a quick ride off into the sunset. (will be back in 5 min)
  17. is try to teaching @colonycollapse how to tie a bowtie using his beak (even though colonycollapse doesn't have a beak)... might be difficult
  18. is learning to tie a bowtie... with his beak!
  19. is running counterclockwise on @bk_whopper's suggestion. SQUAAAK!
  20. is full of energy and needs to run in circles. clockwise or counterclockwise circles, that is the question?