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Drinking a Piper's Scotch Ale by @sprecherbrewery — untp.it/KSBN6R about 1 hour ago via Untappd
@JoeYerdonPHT Yeah, 30 points out of the playoffs is not that far away. Or did he mean not that far away from 29th which was only 9 points? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to JoeYerdonPHT
@wraparoundcurl @jennyquarx Caps are cool, but the Sabertooth hikers are rad sandwiched between choice and mint. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to wraparoundcurl
@TheTripleDeke That would be the best round of Whack-A-Mole ever. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to TheTripleDeke
@eric_berge Not as good as the ratio of male to goat I'm guessing. @TheTripleDeke about 10 hours ago via web in reply to eric_berge
@thegatzke Wait, what? Different cakes have days? I need a new calender. Mine only tells me about Arbor Day and Nat. Boss Day, borrrrrring. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to thegatzke
Eating cake for breakfast on National Donut Day. #rebel about 11 hours ago via web
@bradonweb You should have made 5 pounds of chorizo. 1:30 PM May 30th via web in reply to bradonweb
@Amerinadian19 At least it wasn't 5 toes or anything horrible like that. 1:30 PM May 30th via web in reply to Amerinadian19
So I just got home from work. Anything happen today? 1:28 PM May 30th via web
@Mariia19 @jennyquarx We will rock Pittsburgh OG style. It'll be awesome sauce made with fuck yeah peppers. 5:52 PM May 28th via Plume for Android in reply to Mariia19
@metricjulie Actually, think of one of the best nights you ever had, and realize that nobody in the crowd has had as good of a night as that 5:48 PM May 28th via Plume for Android in reply to metricjulie
@metricjulie Just don't do what everyone says and picture everyone in their underwear, most peoples' underwear is gross, so you might puke. 5:32 PM May 28th via web in reply to metricjulie
@metricjulie Unless it involves public nudity there should be no worries. Unless it is talking in public nude, then you are on your own. 5:15 PM May 28th via web in reply to metricjulie
@felixpotvin "Would it be pleasurable if I logged into your tweetdeck." #MLSEpickuplines 4:39 PM May 28th via Plume for Android in reply to felixpotvin
@JJfromKansas Like everything else in WI it is an Indian name. So when pronouncing, think Dances With Wolves. 4:34 PM May 28th via Plume for Android in reply to JJfromKansas
Drinking an Imperial India Pale Ale by @greenflashbeer — untp.it/K7RYjU 4:07 PM May 28th via Untappd
@JJfromKansas @jennyquarx The fondue part is right, but the lac is pronounced lack. 4:04 PM May 28th via Plume for Android in reply to JJfromKansas
Well, shit. Brats have been simmering in beer for about 3 hours and now 40% chance showers looks like it will be giant thunderstorm. 3:31 PM May 28th via Plume for Android
@Skeletonframes We've seen the Foo Fighters before, plus $50 for lawn seats just probably made up our minds. They are both at Summerfest. 12:02 PM May 28th via web in reply to Skeletonframes

Name Zachary MacRostie
Location Madison, WI
Web http://thescrappy...
Bio I like to draw. I like to cook food & then eat it. I put metal in my earhole. I am a beardscaper. My wife and kid are cool. Video games are fun.