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  1. @jeanniekim I tried to participate so many times but they always refused me... 5:07 PM May 22nd, 2009 from web in reply to jeanniekim
  2. I don't normally mind cheap wine but maybe this time I should've spent a couple of extra bucks... 4:28 PM May 6th, 2009 from web
  3. Just ate blueberry pancakes the size of a griddle. Weight Watchers can bite me. 3:09 PM May 4th, 2009 from web
  4. POWERLESS is nominated for a 2010 "Best Book for Young Adults" award by American Library Association! Look at my husband go! 9:44 AM May 4th, 2009 from web
  5. Watching Planet Earth with the toddler. I'm fairly certain he'd rather be eating his shoes. 7:04 AM May 4th, 2009 from web
  6. Contemplating another rainy day with toddler. (Lays head on desk. Bangs softly.) 7:44 PM May 3rd, 2009 from web
  7. Cookies and The Muppet Movie. Both awesome. 2:12 PM May 3rd, 2009 from web
  8. Let toddler watch The Electric Company for first time. He was suitably transfixed by the 70's-ness of it all. 3:10 PM May 2nd, 2009 from web
  9. A 2-year-old has been admitted to MENSA, making overachieving mommies freak in their boots. 8:29 AM May 2nd, 2009 from web
  10. Wondering if I'm too old for shorts... 5:20 AM May 2nd, 2009 from web
  11. 5:30 a.m. You'd think I'd be used to it by now. 4:11 AM May 1st, 2009 from web
  12. Scrapped the gym and salad in favor of gorgonzola crackers and reality TV. 5:49 PM Apr 30th, 2009 from web
  13. Gym and salad. Gym and salad. Bah! 4:26 PM Apr 30th, 2009 from web
  14. Spent morning babysitting super-chill child. Lulling me into false sense of accomplishment. 9:23 AM Apr 30th, 2009 from web
  15. gets to see what it would be like to have two children today. Is she built of strong enough stuff? 5:37 AM Apr 30th, 2009 from web
  16. I just can't get behind Spider-Man, The Musical. 5:30 PM Apr 29th, 2009 from web
  17. I have finished repairing my jeans. With duct tape. 9:54 AM Apr 29th, 2009 from web
  18. A word to the wise: overcompensating with caffeine only leads to badness. And public bathrooms. 9:12 AM Apr 29th, 2009 from web
  19. Baby keeps using his walker as a battering ram. A better parent would probably use this as a "teaching moment". I am not that parent. 5:20 AM Apr 29th, 2009 from web
  20. Dude, didn't we go through all this with avian flu? 7:26 AM Apr 28th, 2009 from web
  • Name Alisha McKinney
  • Location Way too close to Times Square
  • Web http://www.flabby...
  • Bio Fourth choice to Prom. Still overcompensating.
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