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@over_extracted Just because you haven't gotten laid in awhile doesn't mean you have take your crap out on me.8:20 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to over_extracted
@over_extracted Just waking up from a Chardonnay stupor right now...feeling cranky, maybe time for another sippy poo8:09 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to over_extracted
@LENNDEVOURS Isn't that my job honey?8:07 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to LENNDEVOURS
Feeling rather pooped from all the feminist uprisings. Maybe it's time I crack open a box wine and a bag of Doritos.4:57 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
Come on girls! Don't let this windbag @over_extracted get the best of us! Let's come together!!2:57 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
@gabriellaopaz Honey, I know you'll be showing your tatas tomorrow, and you go girl if you want to add some fingers in there too!2:45 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web in reply to gabriellaopaz
@overextracted Damn right! Our sisters will be perky and proud, unlike your single solitary flabby little tool. Sorry, honey, but we got 2!2:35 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web in reply to overextracted
Why am I always put in the same boat with you two clowns. Can't a girl have her own personality?8:21 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from web
@overextracted Thanks! I'm feeling as if I really went out of my way to support our community by letting the cat out of the bag.6:15 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to overextracted
@winecast Honey, think on it a bit. Why would I ever want to be in the same shoes as little maniac. I prefer my sweet and pretty disposition6:44 AM Apr 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to winecast
However, those little growlies are singing in my belly. Maybe a little cab franc with Ben and Jerrys should do the trick.11:02 AM Apr 1st, 2008 from web
@Monkuwino Honey, you best be careful where you throw your little zingers, cus I'm evil with payback ;-)11:01 AM Apr 1st, 2008 from web in reply to monkuwino
Excuse me!! Hello...do people not know that she's been head over in heels in love with Gary for AGES! Can't blame her. He's a cu-tie!10:41 AM Apr 1st, 2008 from web
Need to get good dirty details from you people. Where to start sniffing first?10:34 AM Apr 1st, 2008 from web
Oooh, this is so exciting! I'm twittering!!!!10:30 AM Apr 1st, 2008 from web