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The deed is done 3:22 AM Apr 5th via web
beliebers? more like get a life 3:22 AM Apr 5th via web
I shall now make the transfer, as agreed earlier (you guys filling out docs.google.com/spreadsheet/vi… in exchange for Bieber abuse) 3:22 AM Apr 5th via web
Guys if you take this 30 sec survey, in exchange I will make fun of Beliebers, or something docs.google.com/spreadsheet/vi… 3:03 AM Apr 5th via web
Guys, please take my sexy 30 second survey: docs.google.com/spreadsheet/vi… It's for a good cause so you can delight your inner slacktivist 11:19 AM Apr 4th via web
Unconditional love is currently reserved only for my cat. (And my parents I suppose.) Clicky: docs.google.com/spreadsheet/vi… 6:55 AM Apr 4th via web
UCASers, hello. If you fill in this 1 minute survey I will love you unconditionally docs.google.com/spreadsheet/vi… 6:54 AM Apr 4th via web
Haha. Happy new year :] 3:20 PM Dec 31st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
#2011Highlights Being confused with UCAS by people who really shouldn't be applying to university 11:58 AM Dec 30th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
#2011Highlights Waking up to a tweet from some Oxbridge wannabe saying 'Your website makes me sick' 11:57 AM Dec 30th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Sup UCASers. How's the #FearIndex tracking today? :3 10:13 AM Dec 30th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
So, how many iPads did everyone get this Christmas? 3:43 AM Dec 26th, 2011 via web
Merry Christmas, UCASers! May you wake up to many an offer under your tree ;3 4:12 PM Dec 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
I've been good to you, right? Let your Christmas present to me be following @valuvarov ;3 9:12 AM Dec 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
@GemmaRoseG Some of my best work was done while hungover. There's a moral in there somewhere 9:05 AM Dec 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GemmaRoseG
Although, A-levels probably won't be important when the world ends next year. Yeah, I take the revision stuff back, stuff your face 24/7 3:21 AM Dec 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Regarding revising on Christmas Eve: 1. Yes, you are a loser 2. But think, you'll get good work done now and stuff your face in the evening 3:18 AM Dec 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
@RoseannaMcMahon It was for a grad job. They called me a few months ago to tell me that they had just filled up for September 2013 intake 3:52 AM Dec 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RoseannaMcMahon
@RoseannaMcMahon Once I was waiting for an interview and then they withdrew my app because they filled their 200+ intake 2 years in advance 3:21 AM Dec 23rd, 2011 via web in reply to RoseannaMcMahon
@CharmiV I've never been to one. Sounds like a magical place :-) 3:15 AM Dec 23rd, 2011 via web in reply to CharmiV