Profile_bird

Hey there! fivename is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving fivename's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

fivename

  1. MY BEARD'S ALL COKES UP AND TRYING TO GET LAID 7:36 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  2. 1992 called, they want their jokes back. But I'm not fucking giving them back. What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair? Roll-AIDS! 5:40 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  3. i combed my beard today 11:25 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  4. @93octane SUCK HIS DICK #BarCampCLTRollCall 7:12 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  5. beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards beards 1:34 PM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  6. You Look Like Kinda Gay 8:24 PM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  7. Posting videos of my brahs acting like wiggers. 1:02 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  8. YALL ROB SKANKS? 12:22 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  9. sarah johnson 9:50 AM Sep 15th from Tweetie
  10. TWITPIC YOUR BEARD! 9:06 PM Sep 12th from Tweetie
  11. #222name! 7:17 PM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  12. SUCK HIS DICK 6:53 PM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  13. Sweet, just found an unopened can of PBR in my beard! 12:42 PM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  14. WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE MY FUCKING TOILET PAPER? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! 1:09 PM Sep 10th from Tweetie
  15. Have you seen this picture of me "hanging out" in @homodash's mouth? 9:05 PM Sep 4th from Tweetie
  16. Has anyone seen my bus pass? 12:24 PM Sep 4th from Tweetie
  17. TWEETING IN ALL CAPS. LIKE A BAWSE! 3:04 PM Aug 30th from Tweetie
  18. takin some sweet pics of rain like a bawse 12:15 PM Aug 28th from Tweetie
  19. These jorts are so tight, you can count individual ass hairs 3:10 PM Aug 27th from Tweetie
  20. This Saab isn't going to drive itself into the back of a taxi. BRB 2:45 PM Aug 27th from Tweetie