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FiveCantonas

  1. @Monglor @thechelseablog theres drinking, and there's jumping off the boat naked.
  2. @badgerwolf league winners x 5. UEFA winners x2. They're equivalent of Aston Villa or Leeds in statute. Decent club without being top class.
  3. @badgerwolf a club in England would have had to pay £5m comp. foreign clubs don't have to e.g. Joe Ledley to Celtic. £5m more on his wages.
  4. @BusbyMUFC @supersubdicko not sure even Jose could win the title with a mid of Gerrard, downing, spearing and Henderson.
  5. @BusbyMUFC @supersubdicko the idiots aren't hard to find on here lol
  6. @SuperSubDicko had plenty AND delivered! You honestly think Kelly > Rio? That's laughable.
  7. @SuperSubDicko one stat is totally meaningless. Get some feel for the game as a whole before you tweet nonsense.
  8. Who are these tools who think that, because Kelly has more goals and assists than Rio, he is a better defender? #wordsfailme
  9. @SuperSubDicko @berrymufc @akalamusic what the fuck do goals ad assists have to do with being a centre-back? #helmet
  10. These people moaning about how boring the coverage of the Jubilee was.. What exactly were they expecting? Dancing snakes?
  11. Played FIFA Soccer 12 (360) and Tropico 4 Demo (XBLA) in the last 24 hours. raptr.com/Beastarino?typ…
  12. SHIFT CHANGE
  13. On Northern Birds, someone's mom is embarrassing herself after too much Pimms. Where's stiffler? #babestationreview
  14. Red Light 4 let's us down. Generic secretary fantasy. Bore off and give us some kinky tibetan monk porn or something #babestationreview
  15. Wait! On red light 3 there's some slapped with a union jack boobtube on #babestationreview
  16. None of the other stripper channels are being patriotic, but BabeStation has bunting! I bet her majesty is watching with Phillip #giggidy
  17. Lol. They've got bunting up on BabeStation!