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  1. Traded a spare hard drive to @melomania today for a second Rock Band guitar. All set now.
  2. If you're going to send me celebrity porn spam on Twitter, at least spell fucked right. I still won't bite, but…
  3. My min-pin is sniffing out those evil westies I was hanging out with.
  4. Took @thaddeuscolbin for a midnight stroll. Practically midnight, anyway.
  5. Probably put down the equivalent of one of those bottles of Zinfandel all by myself.
  6. Video: Fighting westies http://tumblr.com/xhe4aaiw0
  7. "I knew it! I knew you were…bluffing. I knew he was bluffing." #fb
  8. "I think you're bluffing." "It's possible, pig."
  9. Warthog faced buffoon. #fb
  10. @luxuryluke Inconceivable
  11. "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." #fb
  12. "there's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world—twould be a pity to ruin yours" #fb
  13. @luxuryluke Absolutely
  14. Photo: Now I have them both. http://tumblr.com/xhe4a95pg
  15. "Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. Marriage—that blessed arrangement—that dream within a dream…and love—true love—" #fb
  16. Let me explain…no, there is too much. Let me sum up. #fb
  17. Photo: Aria also likes me best. http://tumblr.com/xhe4a8xna
  18. I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore. #fb
  19. "It won't be easy, sir." "Try ruling the world some time."
  20. Oops. Forgot a phrase.