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Using the bathroom at Muddy Waters 24th St. is what I imagine urinating in a jail cell is like. I'm gonna go think about what I've done.
4:15 PM Jan 28th
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Not to hate on the genre shift, but why are all these 'new' raunchy fem comedies about weddings?
10:44 AM Jan 25th
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@ What? I wanna come!
4:50 PM Sep 30th, 2011
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in reply to shoegazn
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Scott Schuman (aka 'the Satorialist): 'Blogs are bullshit, magazines are fear-driven, only read my gf.' What an ass:
2:29 PM Sep 28th, 2011
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We are real DIY. Mind donating to our tour kickstarter so we can come to your town? Thank youuuu
8:54 AM Sep 27th, 2011
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@ Some girls dream of the dress; I dream in mixes
11:56 AM Sep 27th, 2011
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in reply to shoegazn
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@ Borrow mine! It's entirely 80s power ballads. "This feels so good, but it's probably just the coke."
11:55 AM Sep 27th, 2011
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in reply to shoegazn
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Laptop-ing zone just became cocktail camp-out before a business dinner. Observation: women execs wear dark formal wear, wives all in floral
6:50 PM Sep 9th, 2011
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London moment: Anne Hathaway runs into empty restaurant flustered, late and so pretty. My brunch date - "It's like we're in a MOVIE!"
4:32 PM Jun 6th, 2011
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The pseudonym, for the record, was "Stig O'Hara."
4:33 PM Jun 2nd, 2011
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@ told a chronicle reporter to skip a profile for refusing to use a pseudonym. Punk rocker me: proud. Media empress me: ill.
4:32 PM Jun 2nd, 2011
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The London free-tube-tabloids agree! RT @ V. S. Naipaul only likes women when he's paying them for sex
4:28 PM Jun 2nd, 2011
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French lentils, fried goat cheese. First strawberries sliced into a crumble. Good weather makes me domestic.
5:16 PM Apr 3rd, 2011
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This week on : @ playing Johnny Dep-alike actor, hired to play David Duchovney. Be still my meta heart!
3:26 PM Mar 30th, 2011
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Today's ups and downs. YES: Maira Kallman's home office on a @ tour! NO: Few, and kind of crappy, photos. Sigh.
1:41 PM Mar 7th, 2011
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You've lived in SF for too long when: You already ate almost everything on this year's "Big Eats" list. Without trying.
2:29 PM Mar 3rd, 2011
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Since I'm such a "twitter expert," maybe I should try using my personal account (for a change). Radical ideas...
12:00 AM Dec 19th, 2010
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Love how old ladies in philly airport strike up convo to critique your shoes and boyfriend, but never drinking coffee out of styrofoam.
12:45 PM Jul 30th, 2010
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For the first time in six months, I'm questioning my no-cable stance (thanks Mad Men premiere).
8:02 PM Jul 25th, 2010
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Bittersweet A's add. But...take that Yankees!
9:41 PM Jul 21st, 2010
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- Name Alexis Fitts
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Bio Bay Area writer-for-hire.
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