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fittsofalexis

  1. Using the bathroom at Muddy Waters 24th St. is what I imagine urinating in a jail cell is like. I'm gonna go think about what I've done.
  2. Not to hate on the genre shift, but why are all these 'new' raunchy fem comedies about weddings? #Bachelorette ow.ly/8GcMX
  3. @shoegazn What? I wanna come!
  4. Scott Schuman (aka 'the Satorialist): 'Blogs are bullshit, magazines are fear-driven, only read my gf.' What an ass: http://ow.ly/6HPH2
  5. @shoegazn Some girls dream of the dress; I dream in mixes
  6. @shoegazn Borrow mine! It's entirely 80s power ballads. "This feels so good, but it's probably just the coke."
  7. Laptop-ing zone just became cocktail camp-out before a business dinner. Observation: women execs wear dark formal wear, wives all in floral
  8. London moment: Anne Hathaway runs into empty restaurant flustered, late and so pretty. My brunch date - "It's like we're in a MOVIE!"
  9. The pseudonym, for the record, was "Stig O'Hara."
  10. @corey_lee told a chronicle reporter to skip a profile for refusing to use a pseudonym. Punk rocker me: proud. Media empress me: ill.
  11. The London free-tube-tabloids agree! RT @SFWeekly V. S. Naipaul only likes women when he's paying them for sex http://bit.ly/k2MWEn
  12. French lentils, fried goat cheese. First strawberries sliced into a crumble. Good weather makes me domestic.
  13. This week on #Californication: @RobLowe playing Johnny Dep-alike actor, hired to play David Duchovney. Be still my meta heart!
  14. Today's ups and downs. YES: Maira Kallman's home office on a @WSJ tour! NO: Few, and kind of crappy, photos. Sigh. http://on.wsj.com/e37IPC
  15. You've lived in SF for too long when: You already ate almost everything on this year's "Big Eats" list. Without trying.
  16. Since I'm such a "twitter expert," maybe I should try using my personal account (for a change). Radical ideas...
  17. Love how old ladies in philly airport strike up convo to critique your shoes and boyfriend, but never drinking coffee out of styrofoam.
  18. For the first time in six months, I'm questioning my no-cable stance (thanks Mad Men premiere).
  19. Bittersweet A's add. But...take that Yankees! http://twitgoo.com/19t43o