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  1. Looking for a side table. I can't decide whether #Kartell's plastic furniture is rubbish or must-have design #ifyouhavetoaskitsnotforyou
  2. @lulazoid That would be nice! Sadly, vacuuming isn't another word for surprise but rather for #malehysteria
  3. @lulazoid I'll consider that "I just like lips" utterance as a 'guilty as charged' admission ;-) #sometimesacigarisnotjustasigar
  4. The Greek is sending me out in the cold on xmas dinner errands. His excuse not to come: he needs to hoover the house #ibegyourpardon
  5. @ipathia Questo sarebbe il Cerbero che deve difendere la loro spesa dalle tue mani voraci? Che amici crudeli... :-)
  6. @lulazoid I still find it repulsive and primitive in the way it appeals to base instincts, but then I'm clearly their target demographic!
  7. @lulazoid That means the ad is effectively geared towards female-oriented sexualities, I guess :-) You're probably in v good company there
  8. I just found the coolest xmas gift for my 13-year old nephew: infrared night goggles. He'll love them (and may get into mischief ;-)
  9. #Bailey's ad is very irritating in its not-so-subtle implication that women will do oral for a drink (tip: watch how the L is pronounced)
  10. @lulazoid Go for it! Added bonus: you'll never be wanting for conversation topics when your in-laws will be over for xmas #purple
  11. @lulazoid I hear purple dye is indeed recommended to turn around hair disasters, PROVIDED the hair is cut back to a healthy 1cm #annielennox
  12. Am frantically trying to identify a coffee machine that meets our criteria yet will totally max out my father's gift budget #uselessfeatures
  13. @lulazoid I quite like that Gorani look, esp. in chignon version. Did you prefer a Monita Rajpal cut? #hejelbraaf #cnnschoolofhairstyles
  14. @lulazoid Maybe Turkish hairdressers are a bit more cavalier with women's haircuts b/c they know a headscarf is always a valid alternative?
  15. @lulazoid Turkish newsreader look?Are you going to mail a photo or do you need me to stalk you paparazzo-style and tweet pix? #extensions
  16. @DeHuisvrouw Zoon is al weg met zijn geld voor taxi en Petrol zeker? #sneeuwruimen #daarmoetjewélwatvoordoen
  17. @lulazoid Nor did I; salt was one of my first purchases (no wonder he's going out of business). Been to Çavuszade yet (Turkish pastries)?
  18. @lulazoid 250€? Wist ik niet. Om nog maar over de mogelijke verzekeringsclaims te zwijgen als er een bejaarde een heup breekt voor je deur..
  19. @lulazoid @dehuisvrouw Same here (50% geveegd); opvallend hoe het sociaal besef aanvangt ten noorden van de Lange Elzenstraat. #smug #BoBo
  20. @lulazoid 10kg? I now know where to go if I need some more. I just got last 1kg from Moroccan bakery on the corner (which is closing btw)