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Watching the Tour de France makes me realize just how much the US needs to sprinkle some charming medieval ruins throughout the countryside.less than a minute agofrom web
I just watched a program on North Korean refugees, and (hand to god) all of them dressed more stylishly than me.about 12 hours agofrom web
An unexamined life may not be worth living, but an over-examined life is unlivable. Or so I'm learning.about 16 hours agofrom web
I'm not sure, but I think I almost had an honest-to-god creative idea. I pray that's just the first trickle of a crumbling dam.8:52 AM Jul 2ndfrom web
Just woke from an anxious dream where I played homewrecker with @badbanana. Being bad never felt so funny...and strangely tense.5:23 PM Jun 30thfrom web
@califmom And I was thinking my day couldn't get any better because I found a bag of secretly stashed marshmallows. This is such great news!12:17 PM Jun 25thfrom webin reply to califmom
The AccuWeather plug-in on my browser just told me that self-immolation might be the more comfortable choice given this week's forecast.6:29 AM Jun 24thfrom web
Telling a person with Lupus that you know what Lupus exhaustion is like even though you don't have Lupus = Death Wish12:41 AM Jun 24thfrom web
I've thought about this from every angle and there is really no way around it -- the idea of for-profit health insurance is immoral.4:47 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
@califmom My mom would combine whatever was around and then give it a geographical name: Bolivian Meatloaf! Kansas Hotdogs! Tuna Timbuktu!7:14 PM Jun 22ndfrom webin reply to califmom
Whew. Father's Day call to dad accomplished. Today may mark the first day in years that I've spoken to both my parents in a 24 hour period.5:51 PM Jun 21stfrom web
@Balut The very notion that such a situation is possible has kept me awake many a night. I think there is a 45% chance I'd still deny entry.1:10 AM Jun 21stfrom webin reply to Balut
You know you have a bad relationship with your mother when the best imaginable outcome of any encounter is détente.10:30 AM Jun 20thfrom web
All around me, people are living their lives, yet I'm frozen in this anxious nightmare and I know I'm dreaming, but I can't wake up.10:01 AM Jun 20thfrom web