fistsoffolly
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I'm pretty sure that I've come down with a mild case of DYING. Fever, chills, everything hurts and not even cake is helping. Game over, man.
41 minutes ago
from web
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My need for new living arrangements just got heartbreakingly critical.
about 23 hours ago
from web
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Thus endeth religious tweeting. (For the time being.)
8:31 AM Nov 24th
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And, yes, I am aware of the unloving irony of that last tweet.
8:30 AM Nov 24th
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People who turn Christianity from a love-based religion to a fear-based religion should be consigned to the Hell they are so worried about.
8:27 AM Nov 24th
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Over the years, the tone of my social anxiety has changed. Now playing: "Oh God, please don't let my chin hairs be visible in this light."
2:29 PM Nov 23rd
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"I don't know, but I think steamed rice shouldn't be so...crunchy." Everyone's a critic. (This is why I don't cook.)
1:39 PM Nov 20th
from web
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The Golden Rule: It Works, Bitchez!
8:24 PM Nov 18th
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I have a very difficult time with hateful people. Also, people who engage in retributive acts of meanness and call it "justified." Gah!
8:23 PM Nov 18th
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There are several theories put forward regarding the Grinch's grumpiness, but I'd like to suggest that he might have been wearing a thong.
1:49 PM Nov 18th
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Strangely discouraging fact: Josef Mengele was only 32 when he performed his atrocities at Auschwitz. Even evil is more precocious than me.
1:22 PM Nov 18th
from web
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Huh. This mayo expired 6 months ago. But really, what could go wrong, right?
12:43 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...delayed typo recognition. It's like when you stub your toe but it takes a second to feel the pain. HATE.
9:05 PM Nov 15th
from web
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"It's fall, fuckfaces. You're either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you're not."
6:26 PM Nov 15th
from web
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All time low? Remote control in hand, I watched 20 minutes of an infomercial BECAUSE I WAS TO LAZY TO MOVE MY FINGER.
1:27 PM Nov 15th
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Was any exotic animal skin left out by the costume designers of the Matrix movies? Those characters sure do love their fancy leathers.
12:08 PM Nov 15th
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My dream soundtrack last night was a strange mix of Beastie Boys and Wilco with a side of Mel Torme and the "Cat Scratch Fever" wingnut.
8:01 AM Nov 15th
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You know, Twitter, how you're always complaining that I only tweet about my horribly depressing days? Well, today was entirely glorious.
8:31 PM Nov 14th
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@ In Latin? Because it's difficult to think of something much hotter than that. Unless she's also naked. TELL ME SHE'S NAKED.
7:18 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to yodelmachine
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@ I find your quest admirable. Add some rum, and I'll join you in this venture.
4:26 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to alinasmith
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- Name Emily Otiosus
- Location The Center (I'm egocentric.)
- Bio I support nonviolent napping and conflict-free croissants.
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