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  1. running from the arms of Morpheus, yelling and screaming.
  2. Practicing hibernation today. > 15 oz milk, > 4 hours sleep... Dad slightly freaked.
  3. weight gain going well despite a titanic poop of almost legendary proportions
  4. mum and dad dressed me in a onesie with red and white stripes. I now look like a giant mint bonbon.
  5. 6.5 oz now, sleeping not just once but twice, dad not haiku god
  6. fell asleep rolling on the floor. dad panicking at broken mac adaptor.
  7. dad dropped me off at daycare. time to scream!
  8. Dad running away, screaming "GREEN AND SOLID! GREEN AND SOLID!"
  9. now at day care for the first day. Dad hopping around nervously...
  10. 4 oz and new repeatable experiment: lie down SCREAM sit up STARE.
  11. 4 oz. mum's home!
  12. 3.5 oz, and enough grumbling for dad to use the cosleeper, if only to give eardrums a rest
  13. 6.5 oz, trying to eat the blue elephant.
  14. 1 oz yelling and sleeping
  15. 3 oz. sleep all afternoon
  16. 6 oz this morning. sleeping a lot.
  17. 7 oz this morning, sleep in cosleeper and trip tot he shops.
  18. now eating blue mokey leg. not that tasty. DAAAAAD!
  19. 3 oz. slept 2 hours. mom being called for jury duty. peeing and pooping for dad.
  20. @aallan Format > Font > Baseline > Superscript.