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  1. Someone just burped Carlsburp - probably the best burping frog in the world @ http://www.burpthefrog.com
  2. Someone just burped Carlsburp - probably the best burping frog in the world @ http://www.burpthefrog.com
  3. How do you confuse a frog?...Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner
  4. How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?...You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come
  5. Why did the frog cross the road?...If a chicken can do it so could he
  6. Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?...He ran after a fly and was hit by a car
  7. Why did the frog cross the road?...Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken
  8. Why did the frog cross the road?...to see what the chicken was doing
  9. Why did the frog cross the street?...because the chicken crossed the road
  10. Why did the frog walk across the road?...He didn't... he jumped
  11. Why did the frog go to the mall?...Because he wanted to go hopping
  12. Someone just burped Carlsburp - probably the best burping frog in the world @ http://www.burpthefrog.com
  13. What is a frogs favorite time?...Leap Year
  14. What's green green green green green?...a frog rolling down a hill
  15. What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?...A dirty double-crosser
  16. What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?...It got toad
  17. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?...He liked a good croak and dagger
  18. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?...A rubbit
  19. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?...Unhoppy
  20. What is the first book a tadpole reads?...The Egg and I