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  1. I find myself resenting the lowest common denominator. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  2. Trying to lower my placeboic intake, like a good little masochist. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. It's okay, I studied Swine Latin in high school. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. I just burnt my fingers so badly, it made me pissed at metaphors that downplay literalism. 9:15 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  5. I think everything is a clue. 4:16 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  6. Novelty is the patron saint of sarcasm. 7:26 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  7. I'd like to see simile and metaphor get in a fight to the death. 5:13 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  8. My fingers seem to have become codependent, since the mittens. 2:13 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  9. Some tweets are just reminders to buy milk. 9:50 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  10. The best word to describe the holiday season? Glow-joy. 5:05 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  11. Next year, my mother will speak at International Society for the Study of Time's annual convention. I told her I would attend theoretically. 2:48 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  12. Amateur Killer Seeks Professional Undertaker 1:43 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  13. The word of the day is "semi-professional." 11:47 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  14. Junior college students write so adverbedly. 10:13 AM Dec 11th from web
  15. Every time I get the Death Card, mom tries to explain why it's actually a good thing. 9:28 PM Dec 10th from web
  16. A sober thought told thru a wasted mouth should be off-limits to mockery. 7:43 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  17. Bob Dylan's Xmas album sounds more like a Muppet soundtrack. 3:49 PM Dec 10th from web
  18. I'd like to see Herringbone and Houndstooth get in a fight to the death. 2:34 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  19. Why do they call them "Dutch Angles?" Do they not have necks in the Netherlands? 1:18 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  • Name Aaron Fischer
  • Location Greenwich Village, New York
  • Bio Zinger-Songwriter
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