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  1. Having the hiccups while you're nauseous is an exercise in potential hilarity. Hilarity? Is that the word? Or is it "disgusting horror"?
  2. Prepping Donald Davidson on the Language of Thought hypothesis for tomorrow. Haven't started Dragon Age. Still sick. #wheresmymedal?
  3. @caseyf I hope you're keeping an eye on @warrenellis' newest "Supergod"
  4. Want to get off your bus? Not unless you pray with the bus driver, apparently: http://www.wsbtv.com/news/2...
  5. I need some magic juice to be sure I'm not feverish tomorrow and can teach. What is magic juice called in the store? Vodka?
  6. @didicantdrive now I get the willful ignorance! ANY teaching not in the bible is from satan! That chick is going to hell for internet use.
  7. @nedrie The diploma isn't worthless, you just happen to be on the job market at the worst time in probably the last 100 years!
  8. @mrjamiegambino Bailey's cheesecake? Wow. There's something to live for!
  9. Apparently I've been working off an older version of my own syllabus for 1 class all semester. I'm officially the Absent Minded Professor.
  10. @muzzlepuffs Have you gotten to where you can take on "Burning Man Form" yet? So many "naked, driving an art car" jokes to be made there.
  11. Sick people shouldn't be working at half-past midnight on a Saturday. Yet here we are.
  12. @crankydragon The narrative about how that pattern was a MUST and fairy fluff was NOT ENOUGH is as good as the pictures.
  13. @ska4me Unsurprisingly also, Tammy Baldwin, my rep, voted No. I'm forever sending her "thank you" emails.
  14. Wondering how your rep voted on the Stupak amendment? http://clerk.house.gov/evs/...
  15. RT @cascio: RT @Atrios:Stupak (n) - The sepsis commonly experienced after unsafe back alley abortions
  16. RT wtf @BreakingNews: BULLETIN -- U.S. HOUSE PASSES ABORTION AMENDMENT TO HEALTH CARE BILL.
  17. @BonnieShae I love that multiculturalism is a cancer. People are fucked up!
  18. Hey @bonnieshae you live in a funny place: http://is.gd/4PSch
  19. @IndigoSkeptical Ah hah! It's unanimous then! Excellent.
  20. @plumcrzy Ooh, that does look right! Thanks.