finslippy
- Well, I was about to honor health-care reform with my usual celebratory abortion, but now it seems all wrong. Thanks for nothing, .about 5 hours ago from web
- @ No one mentioned "teensy," Madame. "Teensy" never entered this discussion. I have no argument with "teensy." BUT WEENSY?about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jaynehendry
- Because you asked: both "itsy" and "bitsy" are recognized as words. I'm not sure why "eensy" is singled out. I'm not sure we'll ever know.about 13 hours ago from web
- According to Microsoft word, "eensy" is not a word, but "weensy" is. Carry on.about 13 hours ago from web
- @ Our wounds are eerily similar! Although I also have an egg-shaped lump around it. I have been told I look like a Klingon.5:45 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to daddyscratches
- My head still hurts and Henry has decided that I'm lying and it's actually a zit. I'm not getting any sympathy. Seven year olds are jerks.12:33 PM Nov 6th from web
- I banged my forehead against a corner of the dresser and I'm bleeding and it looks like I have a giant zit instead of a near-fatal wound.11:38 AM Nov 6th from web
- RT @ The satire, it writes itself some days. "Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?" 10:54 AM Nov 6th from web
- Looks like it was some weird, halfhearted hack. Very strange. No one tells me who's in my inner circle! Even if they're right!9:08 AM Nov 6th from web
- WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME8:55 AM Nov 6th from web
- My inner circle is, apparently, @, @, and @. Which isn't too far off. Add a person or two, and it's right.8:55 AM Nov 6th from web
- .@ No, it's my list! My private list! That apparently I created!8:54 AM Nov 6th from web
- I'm so confused. Have I been sleep-Twittering?8:52 AM Nov 6th from web
- Okay, there's a private list on my twitter account that I DID NOT CREATE called "the inner circle." Any ideas? Is my account haunted?8:50 AM Nov 6th from web
- @ That's complete lunacy. It will all be thrown out, don't worry. I'm sorry.3:41 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to chrisjordan
- Time it took, in my mind, for my parenting failures to lead to Henry's permanent unhappiness--.5 secs! It feels good to be so efficient.1:05 PM Nov 5th from web
- @ @ Choppable could be your muse. You MUST PAINT CHOPPABLE.10:05 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to jenhaley
- He just said, "Why, this is more diverting than when Spock challenges Kirk to the Challenge during his Pon Farr." Shit I got that wrong.8:25 PM Nov 4th from web
- @ That's what I keep telling him, but he's so insistent. He has this strange, glassy-eyed expression. I'm...scared.8:22 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to Velma
- .@ is watching baseball, I think for the first time. He just asked me why the batter something Star Trek reference oh I give up.8:18 PM Nov 4th from web
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- Name Alice Bradley
- Location Brooklyn
- Web http://www.finsli...
- Bio I also co-write www.lets-panic.com.
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