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- How you know my son likes you: he tries to give you his allowance. #henrylovesnick8:03 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @lookymama @LookyDaddy Aren't you two married, or something? I was going to shout "get a room," but you already HAVE a room. So GET IN IT.1:13 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to lookymama
- @kaffeineme Thank you! Your check is in the mail.1:08 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to kaffeineme
- It's not as depressing as it sounds, really. RT @letspanic_ New content! "Baby's Here! Your Life is Over." http://bit.ly/WbSxr12:33 PM Jul 2nd from web
- "I wish you luck in your quest for these mythical, sexy rickshaw-loving manbeasts." Go here: http://www.avoidthisjob.com/ (via @PFTompkins)11:42 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Hey! Let's Panic has new content up! What! Choosing a pediatrician: http://bit.ly/gCl0Z8:17 PM Jul 1st from web
- @e_howson Glad to hear it! I've long considered myself an inspiration to the Youth of Today. Now tell them Alice said, DON'T DO DRUGS.12:00 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to e_howson
- I BELIEVE THIS CALLS FOR ALL-CAPS (!!!) RT @Maggie My bucket list is being sponsored by @Intel; not joking: http://bit.ly/Kkfio #lifelist11:17 AM Jun 30th from web
- @thehighsign I am a fan of Stone Park.10:30 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to thehighsign
- Hmm! RT @letspanic_ T/F? If you have sex while you’re pregnant, your baby will be born with a beard. Find out here: http://bit.ly/beardbaby10:21 AM Jun 30th from web
- I think I need to host a Twitter intervention for my husband. A Twittervention.8:44 AM Jun 30th from web
- @LookyDaddy the fact that you just used the word "methinks" renders you instantly silly.8:30 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to LookyDaddy
- @LookyDaddy you're so wrong, I'm speechless. Speechless. Speechless!8:10 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to LookyDaddy
- Also FYI: When I complain about the loss of a couple of followers I am COMPLETELY SERIOUS. I rarely joke, as you know.3:42 PM Jun 29th from web
- @ynotkissme I don't think that sounds rude at all! Point taken. Bout of self-pity has passed. Need for therapy: abated. For now.2:47 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to ynotkissme
- @23poppies Oh my god, THEY'RE ON TWITTER! (No they're not.)2:46 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to 23poppies
- FYI: indulging in self-pity is an excellent procrastination method. But it will lose you two followers. TWO!1:04 PM Jun 29th from web
- Oh, @schubie71, @barbaraca, @erdoland--YOU UNDERSTAND. @Amazonqueenkate, you are wise. Everyone else, you too. I AM SILLY. Back to work!12:59 PM Jun 29th from web
- Or, "Hey, you launched a site you've been working on for months, nay, years?! I should mention that!" GAAAH Okay I'm done. Ahem.12:57 PM Jun 29th from web
- Maybe you'd be all, "Hey, my daughter's in an anthology/esteemed literary magazine! I SHOULD READ THAT." MAYBE YOU'D DO THIS. FOR INSTANCE.12:54 PM Jun 29th from web
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