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  1. Well, I was about to honor health-care reform with my usual celebratory abortion, but now it seems all wrong. Thanks for nothing, #stupak.about 5 hours ago from web
  2. @jaynehendry No one mentioned "teensy," Madame. "Teensy" never entered this discussion. I have no argument with "teensy." BUT WEENSY?about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jaynehendry
  3. Because you asked: both "itsy" and "bitsy" are recognized as words. I'm not sure why "eensy" is singled out. I'm not sure we'll ever know.about 13 hours ago from web
  4. According to Microsoft word, "eensy" is not a word, but "weensy" is. Carry on.about 13 hours ago from web
  5. @daddyscratches Our wounds are eerily similar! Although I also have an egg-shaped lump around it. I have been told I look like a Klingon.5:45 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to daddyscratches
  6. My head still hurts and Henry has decided that I'm lying and it's actually a zit. I'm not getting any sympathy. Seven year olds are jerks.12:33 PM Nov 6th from web
  7. I banged my forehead against a corner of the dresser and I'm bleeding and it looks like I have a giant zit instead of a near-fatal wound.11:38 AM Nov 6th from web
  8. RT @letspanic_ The satire, it writes itself some days. "Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?" http://bit.ly/YMXNt10:54 AM Nov 6th from web
  9. Looks like it was some weird, halfhearted hack. Very strange. No one tells me who's in my inner circle! Even if they're right!9:08 AM Nov 6th from web
  10. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME8:55 AM Nov 6th from web
  11. My inner circle is, apparently, @mrskennedy, @lateandsoon, and @maggie. Which isn't too far off. Add a person or two, and it's right.8:55 AM Nov 6th from web
  12. .@nicholebernier No, it's my list! My private list! That apparently I created!8:54 AM Nov 6th from web
  13. I'm so confused. Have I been sleep-Twittering?8:52 AM Nov 6th from web
  14. Okay, there's a private list on my twitter account that I DID NOT CREATE called "the inner circle." Any ideas? Is my account haunted?8:50 AM Nov 6th from web
  15. @chrisjordan That's complete lunacy. It will all be thrown out, don't worry. I'm sorry.3:41 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to chrisjordan
  16. Time it took, in my mind, for my parenting failures to lead to Henry's permanent unhappiness--.5 secs! It feels good to be so efficient.1:05 PM Nov 5th from web
  17. @jenhaley @melissasummers Choppable could be your muse. You MUST PAINT CHOPPABLE.10:05 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to jenhaley
  18. He just said, "Why, this is more diverting than when Spock challenges Kirk to the Challenge during his Pon Farr." Shit I got that wrong.8:25 PM Nov 4th from web
  19. @Velma That's what I keep telling him, but he's so insistent. He has this strange, glassy-eyed expression. I'm...scared.8:22 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to Velma
  20. .@lateandsoon is watching baseball, I think for the first time. He just asked me why the batter something Star Trek reference oh I give up.8:18 PM Nov 4th from web