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  1. We're off to do our book signing in a few minutes. Hope to see some you there!! http://ow.ly/Gens
  2. Some are great at their chosen profession. Check out this Mona Lisa like police sketch of a suspect. http://bit.ly/8HhQuP
  3. Anybody else have a neighbor that can't seem to lick himself without ur help? New dog bowl, he woofs me. New collar, woof! New remote, woof!
  4. So what's an agent-author signed contract look like? Click here to see: http://bit.ly/6f6x4y
  5. A palmetto bug was in the house last night. Grabbed him by the tentacles and flushed him. Toilet water tasted good. http://yfrog.com/1eu1thj
  6. @PawPurrry These are not the tweets you are looking for : )
  7. My buddy Stephanie writes about bacon, I mean pigs, and the latest silly trend. Honey, I Shrunk the...Pig? | Change.org http://ow.ly/EUzM
  8. On a whim I started Lassie in Fantasy Football today. She's got 3 TD's and 127 yards receiving!! Hooch has no chance to beat me this week!!
  9. The old man just left me to go watch his NY Jets lose. Can't forgive him for the Jets collar I wear. I'm not a loser so why brand me as one?
  10. Vote for my dog book on Jill Rosen's column.http://weblogs.baltimoresun...
  11. Time to set my pathetically cute begging face to stun...the in-laws are in town for Thanksgiving.
  12. I'm a midnight snacker. Fortunately, my mother's toes are hairy, and they taste like cheese.
  13. Mothball passes along a tidbit...You know you're chubby when you're mother-in-law comes to town and says, "Wow you've gotten fat!"
  14. Gotta go, gotta go...I hear my mother coming through the garage and she has food!
  15. @KnobNots The quotes on the Knobnots are hilarious. Had me BOL, or as the retro crowd says barking out loud. See I can learn a new trick.
  16. I Adopted Your Dog Today. http://ow.ly/DquW
  17. Today, I am thankful that the mirror the old man put under my snout fogged up. Then again, if he put it by my ass he'd get the same result.
  18. How do you know your owners are getting old? When they come home with sugar packets from the restaurant they just ate at.
  19. Darlington Holiday Fundathon! Won't you help? Vet Confidential - Blog http://ow.ly/CcRz
  20. My brother Kensy pulled off the elusive Double Play. He lifted his leg, peed, and at the same time pushed a pellet through his five hole!