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What could possibly come next? Hot tub party. This life rocks. Seriously.about 8 hours agofrom Tweetie
Rotten cabbage launched a fantastic distance into the back yard. There is a photo.about 9 hours agofrom Tweetie
This life is awesome @earthshod just shouted "The only way that rotten food leaves our house is in a potato cannon!" - cannon being fetchedabout 9 hours agofrom Tweetie
To all that asked: yes "buy another ticket" was there advice. We did, and were here so it's all good. Well fight it out later. Fun starts10:49 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Newark to Portland rollercoaster. Worked on great American novel. Read much Boneshaker. Slept In sub-minute fits at intervals. Photos soon.10:48 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Whining child dished loud verbal smackdown by burly passenger trying to sleep. And there was much rejoicing. We are now in Newark.3:47 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Petulant 10 yr old has flashing green light-up shoes, now in the "on" position.2:23 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
Tickets purchased. On board. Crying baby is 10 yrs old. Throwing vociferous tantrum. Will get photo when he runs down isle screaming again.2:15 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
The adventure begins: airline has no record of our tickets despite printout with reservation #. Employee suggests buying new tickets.2:08 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie