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FilthyRichmond

  1. There's a superstition that if you overhear a soul sister identifying songs by Mister Mister, someone's about to run a train on ya. 24 minutes ago via web
  2. CiCi's Pizza cremates any pet for $4.99 plus tax. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  3. I spend the last 5 minutes in the office each Friday forcing out a shit that'll sit unflushed till Monday. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. I'm so over basic personal hygiene. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. Damned rowdy bikers always yelling for me to put my top back on. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. Men's penises usually shrink in the pool of cold sweat that collects in my cavernous belly button. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. Bryn Mawr was named by some dude with a busted grill. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  8. You know that Chinese guy from all those 80's movies? No, the other one. No. Yes, him! He was great in Big Trouble in Little China. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  9. J.C. Penney and One Million Moms have come together in their love of free publicity. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. How much Adderall will I need to beat FarmVille? about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  11. I'll stop scamming the elderly when they stop voting republican. about 13 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  12. You say "puke-filled garbage pussy" like it's a bad thing! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  13. I saw Mommy piss in Santa Clause. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  14. I like to be on top during sex unless it's in warm manure. about 23 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  15. If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now. 4:42 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  16. Emeril's wife is so tired of eating his ass, you don't even know! 3:13 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  17. Herpes was the case that they gave me. 2:52 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  18. I can't help it if I have aromatic glutes. 1:54 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  19. Bend it like Beckham has to bend his wiener to penetrate his super boney wife. 1:14 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  20. I got my left titty caught in a glue trap. 12:10 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android