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fightwithknives

  1. Aw, hey, music publicists: I am not a music writer, I am not going to SXSW, and I don't post new bands on my blog (w/ some MPLS exceptions).
  2. Has anyone written about Skrillex, Doomtree, and millennial nostalgia for Hoffman/Williams movies? #freeidea #cmonkids
  3. Misread headline is the truth: Whitney Houston to Follow own Funeral on Internet.
  4. @richarddallen Probably not, but you are at an attractiveness contest sponsored by an ailing daily newspaper.
  5. I can't believe I'm missing the Hotness party. I'll just tell you again how I worked the Hotness party once and everyone there was awful.
  6. See, this is what happens when you write about yourself: only bad tweets.
  7. There will be no Deborah Carver memoir.
  8. But everything else is going great, I swear, Twitter. It's just the personal writing I signed on to do for some reason.
  9. Ugh I swear this is the last time I ever write about myself for entertainment. This whole story reads like Thought Catalog.
  10. I like the part of the @pitchforkmedia review of Howler that calls @minnpost "the MinnPost." Like "Oh , ya, I saw it in the MinnPost."
  11. Starting the road trip mix with "Good Weekend" and ending with "Let's Pretend..." by Magnetic Fields should set the tone for the weekend.
  12. @mspfoodie St. Germain, gin, and lemon: French 75. Classic, delicious. But in any champy cocktail, just put St. Germain in it.
  13. You can take that idea, @mntimberwolves & @twolvespr, as long as it means there are giant pictures of Kevin Love everywhere.
  14. You know how Kevin Love's number is 42? Let's put giant pictures of Kevin Love all over Minneapolis that say "Love is the meaning of Life."
  15. In my idea of heaven there is a whole room dedicated to delicious soups.
  16. One time I pressed play on a song that someone said was electroclash and I got all excited but then I listened to it and it was chillwave.
  17. I like reading things from Publishers Weekly that aren't proofread. It gives me hope that I will find a new job.
  18. Headache. Throatache. Sick day. At least I got laundry and mending done.
  19. It's still five months out, but I'm thinking for my 5th anniversary in Minnesota I will finally eat at a Leeann Chin.