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  1. @maggie_thatcher I never use the curly c word; it's disgusting. 6:30 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to maggie_thatcher
  2. David "I have a 666 birthmark under my hair" Milliband #peopleyoushouldalwayscallcunts 7:57 AM Nov 6th from web
  3. @maggie_thatcher Thanks a bunch - you got me one whole new follower. 5:54 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to maggie_thatcher
  4. @ladyjanefairfax not bad tanx. Busy so not really on here. 5:44 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to ladyjanefairfax
  5. @jimmycarr Is that real plywood? 5:43 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to jimmycarr
  6. @RealDMitchell Oh no you're not. Oh, sorry - been to Tesco so I thought it was Christmas already. 5:41 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to RealDMitchell
  7. @maggie_thatcher Dammit, you mother. I'm trying to reach 10k followers (currently 249 to lose) 3:47 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to maggie_thatcher
  8. @MoreUtterPiffle Much amused that your "rot in hell Nick Griffin" pic has an ad for the girls of the Playboy Mansion next to it. 3:46 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to MoreUtterPiffle
  9. @Wossy Dear 16-year-old Me, Cut the knuckle-shuffling down to once a day, get a job instead, and buy Microsoft shares with the money. 7:08 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to Wossy
  10. @adelsa A shotgun obviously proved more effective than sausages in this case. 6:03 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to adelsa
  11. @MoreUtterPiffle In my defence, we would normally buy it from the local farm shop, but the farmer killed himself (true) 5:50 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to MoreUtterPiffle
  12. @MoreUtterPiffle Green tea mints!!! #classtraitor 5:48 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to MoreUtterPiffle
  13. @MoreUtterPiffle Well, running through the possible explanations....no, it's not good. 5:46 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to MoreUtterPiffle
  14. @2or4 Does anyone know what that actually means??? Maybe just a bad translation... 5:45 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to 2or4
  15. @bengoldacre There's so much hate on t'internet. Surely we can find a way of converting it into biofuel? 5:43 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to bengoldacre
  16. @MoreUtterPiffle Are you a "converter", do you think? 5:40 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to MoreUtterPiffle
  17. @AdnanMalik_UK What's it like out there? Had an opportunity offered... 5:39 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to AdnanMalik_UK
  18. @Chloexchan So do I; my tax is due soon. 5:39 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to Chloexchan
  19. @simonpegg Fawkes was previously a waiter ("I'm not really a waiter; I'm just between terror plots right now") 5:38 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to simonpegg
  20. #f1 Latest rumour suggests all teams to pull out. Next season expected to be even more exciting than this one. BBC to deploy single camera. 5:35 AM Nov 5th from web