fiafortune
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I love watching drunk people.
about 5 hours ago
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Dan Gurewitch always makes me laugh. RT @: I believe in barnacles. Where you from, you sexy sting (ray)?
about 5 hours ago
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This bar is srsly playing "I'm On A Boat" and all I can think of is @! lol
about 5 hours ago
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The bag boy just snickered and commented on my purchase of Crisco at 10:30 on a Friday night.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Wow, that's a scary combo.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to jenthetrainer
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@ You live near the town Glee is set in?! That's kind of awesome.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to KatyHart
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Umm... I just got a hit on my blog from Lima, Ohio. I mistakenly assumed that Lima, OH was a fictional town...
about 18 hours ago
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My stomach is always so confused on the day after Thanksgiving. It's not sure whether it's hungry, or still stuffed.
about 19 hours ago
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RT @: Apparently in your mid-20s, briefs suddenly become cooler than boxers again. I am always behind in butt/penis fashion.
about 19 hours ago
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New blog post: The Trials and Tribulations of a Music Lover's Car: It all began two weeks ago, on the night of the ...
about 19 hours ago
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LOL! RT @: just scared the crap out of some poor lady cuz she had the iPod dock with the @ cover....sorry lady
about 19 hours ago
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@ Awesome, thanks. I'll buy my tix today.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to enterthehaggis
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NY people, what are the odds of the Westcott & Rev Hall @ shows selling out? Should I buy my tix online or chance it?
about 20 hours ago
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I wish there was a package for all 4 New Year's shows; even if there was no savings, it'd be easier than adding each show to my cart.
about 20 hours ago
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@ It's just so rude and nosy... especially since most of my garbage comes from him in the first place.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to jenthetrainer
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@ I bet he would. I puzzled him with bubble wrap this morning, though.
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to acorvelli
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My dad is the only person I know who gets in someone's car, goes through their garbage, and interrogates them on it.
about 22 hours ago
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I can hear my bed calling from here... It wants me to come back. Come back! It's lonely and cold, poor thing.
about 23 hours ago
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Been at the VA 20 minutes... Another 20 to go before the lab actually opens, and the 7 am bells are STILL ringing.
about 23 hours ago
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@ If you must know, me. Something I ate either had celery in it, or something similar to celery. Go to sleeeeep!
7:49 PM Nov 26th
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- Name Fia Fortune
- Location Augusta-ish, Maine
- Web http://properlyin...
- Bio I'm 27, I'm socially awkward, and I have far more enthusiasm than I do actual talent, motivation or ambition.
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