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  1. I love watching drunk people.
  2. Dan Gurewitch always makes me laugh. RT @dangurewitch: I believe in barnacles. Where you from, you sexy sting (ray)?
  3. This bar is srsly playing "I'm On A Boat" and all I can think of is @enterthehaggis! lol
  4. The bag boy just snickered and commented on my purchase of Crisco at 10:30 on a Friday night.
  5. @jenthetrainer Wow, that's a scary combo.
  6. @KatyHart You live near the town Glee is set in?! That's kind of awesome.
  7. Umm... I just got a hit on my blog from Lima, Ohio. I mistakenly assumed that Lima, OH was a fictional town... #glee
  8. My stomach is always so confused on the day after Thanksgiving. It's not sure whether it's hungry, or still stuffed.
  9. RT @dangurewitch: Apparently in your mid-20s, briefs suddenly become cooler than boxers again. I am always behind in butt/penis fashion.
  10. New blog post: The Trials and Tribulations of a Music Lover's Car: It all began two weeks ago, on the night of the ... http://bit.ly/51OPGc
  11. LOL! RT @Celticchick36: just scared the crap out of some poor lady cuz she had the iPod dock with the @enterthehaggis cover....sorry lady
  12. @enterthehaggis Awesome, thanks. I'll buy my tix today.
  13. NY people, what are the odds of the Westcott & Rev Hall @enterthehaggis shows selling out? Should I buy my tix online or chance it?
  14. I wish there was a package for all 4 New Year's #ETH shows; even if there was no savings, it'd be easier than adding each show to my cart.
  15. @jenthetrainer It's just so rude and nosy... especially since most of my garbage comes from him in the first place.
  16. @acorvelli I bet he would. I puzzled him with bubble wrap this morning, though.
  17. My dad is the only person I know who gets in someone's car, goes through their garbage, and interrogates them on it.
  18. I can hear my bed calling from here... It wants me to come back. Come back! It's lonely and cold, poor thing.
  19. Been at the VA 20 minutes... Another 20 to go before the lab actually opens, and the 7 am bells are STILL ringing.
  20. @jenthetrainer If you must know, me. Something I ate either had celery in it, or something similar to celery. Go to sleeeeep!