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  1. New guest post up at http://radosh.net. I feel a little like I'm cheating on my blog.
  2. Link got cut off; should be http://bit.ly/listen-to-this instead.
  3. From @rhodri (Scritti Politti keyboardist), 6 sample tracks from smoooooooooth new project, Gentlemen's Agreement: http://bit.ly/listen-to-
  4. For Neti-Pot: "Nasal Irrigation" to the tune of Pixies' "Wave of Mutilation" #altrockadjingles
  5. Chunks of Monkey #benandjerryfailures
  6. ...And that's what will lead to their humanness. #twotweetlimericks
  7. Some cave folk take coal that's bituminous / And heat it so it becomes luminous / Then prove they're no fools / By mastering tools...
  8. ...In a treatment that made him a eunuch. #twotweetlimericks
  9. A RenFair attendee from Munich / Wore leggings (skin-tight) with his tunic. / He disliked how they bulged / And so he indulged...
  10. Got a gal named Rhonda Fleming / She's oddly fond of lemmings #lesserknowntuttifruttiverses
  11. Got a gal named Lydia / She tested negative for chlamydia #lesserknowntuttifruttiverses
  12. Elf Eye for the Dwarf Guy #TolkienTV
  13. Orc & Mindy #TolkienTV
  14. @tombartos Pick up something nice at Ye Olde Porkpie Hat Shoppe.
  15. Can't believe I'm reading an article about Found magazine in Reader's Digest. It's like my grandparents recommending Daft Punk.
  16. Correction to previous tweet: there were a few in the attic.
  17. And now we're topping off Thanksgiving dinner with Canadian Hanukkah gelt (loonies and toonies). No Canadians or Jews present.
  18. RT @drfidelius Don't Stop Believing, Unless It Turns Out That What You Believe Is Silly and Actually a Bit Racist #extendedsongtitles
  19. Sam, You Made the Pants Too Long. That's Why This Animated Dog Doesn't Seem Excited Enough. #extendedsongtitles
  20. All You Need Is "Love, Actually" to Complete Your Collection of Disappointing Romantic Comedies #extendedsongtitles