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ffmichelle

Hanging at the Honda dealer getting Stella looked at. 39k miles, might be time for new tires! about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
mission accomplished. “@cnnbrk: California death row inmate found dead, hanging in his cell on.cnn.com/M4ESEI” about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Finally catching up on Eureka. @feliciaday please PLEASE tell me you didn't really just die!! I'm about to cry!! 1:15 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Motorcycle insurance is way cheaper than car insurance! #badass 1:08 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
@ActuallyNPH @davidburtka happy birthday, kind sir! I hope I find a guy as awesome as yours one day! 12:41 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ActuallyNPH
pocahontasshole Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless. twitter.com/pocahontasshol… 9:08 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by ffmichelle and 26854 others
@SMUCRANEGUY stay strong ... You're the only entertainment I have at work right now! 8:44 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SMUCRANEGUY
@KF7DGY I said *my* badassedness ... Also, autocorrect now recognizes badassedness! 5:25 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KF7DGY
Adding to my badassedness: buying a motorcycle! Learning to ride it also!! ;) 5:12 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
#Blackwater #tyrionlannister is one of the best literary characters EVER, and Peter Dinklage plays him brilliantly. @GameOfThrones 7:06 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
My weapon would be being elsewhere at #Blackwater @GameOfThrones 6:08 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Wooohooooo! Capture confirmed!!! So proud of @SpaceX 6:57 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Ohmygods ohmygods ohmygods! Go for capture! @SpaceX 6:50 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
So excited! @SpaceX has come so far since that first fireball on the reef! 6:32 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Is it odd that I saw gas down to $3.35/gallon and was happy about it? 5:11 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Here's a tip to make it through life without getting punched in the face: wipe off the gosh damned toilet seat when you pee on it. 4:59 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
“@denisleary: #goodnewsbadnews : I have over 245,000 followers on Twitter. Miley Cyrus has 4 million.” A gods damned tragedy. 2:18 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Dear evening road construction, you suck. I just wanna go home. Love, me 5:56 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@melampous yup, that was the one! 7:53 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to melampous
Only found harmless Bacillus on my shoes in Microbio. Guess I won't burn them! 7:42 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone

Name Michelle Barnett
Location Crawfordville, FL
Bio I think I just need to conquer the world and make everyone follow my rules. If you don't like it, then get off my planet. I'm all about the simple solutions.