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  1. बुढहा STD PCO पे गया लड़की ने पूछा कहाँ करोगे बूढ़ा शरमाते हुए, कुर्सी पे तो होगा नही,नीचे ही बोरी बिछा .... 7:34 AM Feb 24th via web
  2. #twitterafterdark I would put U and I together.......... 5:05 PM Jan 30th via web
  3. Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken. 5:02 PM Jan 30th via web
  4. #twitterafterdark...best contraceptive for old people is nudity. ... 4:01 AM Jan 30th via web
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  7. @GoddessofShout :D...big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anybody....:D 3:51 AM Jan 21st via web in reply to ShoutingGoddess
  8. A lie has no legs to stand on, but it gets places. 3:44 AM Jan 21st via web
  9. #twitterafterdark big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anybody 3:26 AM Jan 21st via web
  10. #twiterafterdark save a mouse, eat a pussy !!!!! 3:25 AM Jan 21st via web
  11. #IReallyLike 2 b young enough to know everything...... 3:21 AM Jan 21st via web
  12. #youknowyouredrunkwhen I Brake For No Apparent Reason.... 3:16 AM Jan 21st via web
  13. #YouKnowYoureDrunkWhen Boldly going nowhere...... 3:14 AM Jan 21st via web
  14. Cover me, I'm changing lanes.....#twitterafterdark 3:11 AM Jan 21st via web
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  16. A man who scratches his ass should not bite his fingernails...... 3:59 AM Dec 31st, 2011 via web
  17. Never trust a man with short legs... His brain is too near his ass.... 3:50 AM Dec 31st, 2011 via web
  18. Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses. 3:50 AM Dec 31st, 2011 via web
  19. Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments." 3:48 AM Dec 31st, 2011 via web
  20. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.... 3:48 AM Dec 31st, 2011 via web