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ffernie

  1. @Car_lean92 @OaxacanPrincess I was planning on giving a free concert to the homeless in Skid Row. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to Car_lean92
  2. @Car_lean92 hahahaha, we can all come together when it comes to nipples ! lol about 3 hours ago via web in reply to Car_lean92
  3. I wonder if Oprah eats pussy...... about 3 hours ago via web
  4. #ListOfTurnOns Kermit the Frog about 3 hours ago via web
  5. #ListOfTurnOns me about 3 hours ago via web
  6. i mean, only reason men have nipples is because we all start off as girls, and they just dont go away. Nipples are what really unite us ALL! about 4 hours ago via web
  7. like, my nipples are completely useless. Thats gross as fuck! They have no function. except for pleasure, but that's another story. about 4 hours ago via web
  8. why can't I post a picture of Sofia Vergara showing her nipples on Instagram but I can easily show mine? #NotFair about 4 hours ago via web
  9. MUFASA!!!! Why?!?!?! instagr.am/p/K6vyKQuvil/ about 4 hours ago via Instagram
  10. its not that the bath salts turn you into a cannibal, thats just the effect it had on that one person. People on Twitter, THINK! about 5 hours ago via web
  11. these @RatchetCentral pictures got me WEAK! lmfao about 5 hours ago via web
  12. #DEADASS about 7 hours ago via web
  13. it was the shortest shit ever! yet the funniest!!! lmfao and detention was THE BEST! about 7 hours ago via web
  14. omg I remember when my classmates and I showed up to Animo Venice in our PJs and shouting and the principal stopped us with a quickness! lol about 7 hours ago via web
  15. @yaareeliitaaa i love Jess! 8:56 PM May 29th via web in reply to yaareeliitaaa
  16. omg, these text convos from high school!! lmfao 8:51 PM May 29th via web