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The best before date puts a certain limit to my stockpiling policy.
3:02 AM Nov 29th
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this lazy bitch is down to working out only 4 times a week. having a social life sure takes its toll on fitness.
3:28 PM Nov 25th
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Warum spielts eigentlich nie Baccara im radio, wenn mans grad braucht? Yes sir, I can boogie! Sorry, I'm a lady!
1:21 PM Nov 20th
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Drei Stunden Günther Jauch am Stück! Was für ein perfekter Abend! Wenn bloß die doofen Prominenten nicht wären...
11:29 AM Nov 19th
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RT @ Den Listen sei Dank, Twitter wird wieder spannender. Außerdem rechne ich mir in der Lorenz-Gala große Chancen aus.
3:38 AM Nov 15th
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OH: I'd rather be a bitch than a princess. (thank you @ for these wise words).
3:12 PM Nov 12th
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RT@yarnivore Hard advice to remember! RT@sfslim: As always, the worst thing that can happen to you is the best thing that can happen to you.
7:46 AM Nov 1st
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hilferuf an die weizer apfelmafia: kronprinz aus den billaregalen verschwunden. was soll ich denn jetzt nur essen? rudolf dringend gesucht!
3:34 AM Nov 1st
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Now I also want a forest to be next to the house I want in the countryside, and it is all your fault @
3:12 PM Oct 28th
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@ dude, in which of them? don't say caramel macchiato is affected. please!
3:03 PM Oct 28th
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in reply to melochka
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Americans listen up! Get yourselves socialised health care and a nice welfare system and you won't need all these weapons any more. Trust me
2:26 PM Oct 28th
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In unrelated news, I finally found the plue purse of happiness.
3:10 AM Oct 26th
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@ ich denke mal so ca 20 tweets, ich kann dir aber auch einfach das pixi buch zeigen, denn die bilder sind auch très sehenswert.
7:16 AM Oct 25th
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in reply to astera
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Hey, ihr Deutschen. Kennt ihr eigentlich die Geschichte vom Frosch, der sich in die Tigerente verliebt und mit ihr in ein rosa Zimmer zieht?
12:13 PM Oct 24th
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Apparently, I am going to wear a police uniform and sing tomorrow. At the BBA ceremony, that is.
4:25 AM Oct 24th
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relato refero OH: "What? The domina is losing control?"
1:58 PM Oct 22nd
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with eva on vacation, eve has to do all the ironing herself. bummer.
2:24 AM Oct 18th
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Everything that hurts will be kicked out of my life. Let me start with these *kick* - exeunt: painful running shoes. So, whose turn next?
1:41 PM Oct 17th
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Thx for pointing that out @ - actually, I've always somehow sensed this void. So, wanna watch it together and get wasted?
2:09 AM Oct 17th
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Must have been exposed to MSG or latex recently, my lips are swollen like I had collagen injections. Or it's an entirely new allergy - hmmm.
1:37 AM Oct 17th
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- Name evelyn_mono
- Location Vienna
- Web http://www.monoch...
- Bio Travelling is necessary, living is not.
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