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  1. signed up to come back as a cat next time.
  2. anybody smell that? what is that? shit. is that me? shit shit shit. i'm wasting away here!
  3. not sure whether to refer to myself as the 'unborn' or the 'undead'. which one sounds cooler?
  4. blah day. just feel like i'm not making any progress, you know? like i'm in some kind of limbo
  5. got super drunk this weekend. mourning the loss of me. twin bitches dumped me for a late-stager because he was 'more mature'. dick
  6. just met some twins. stillborns. SCORE!
  7. @a_polite_rapist hmmm, you look familiar, have we met?
  8. well, could have been worse. i could've been THAT guy's kid. shudder.
  9. remembering my conception. getting kind of horny. is that wrong?
  10. maybe get my headshots out to some pro-life scouts, i mean i don't share their values but could be good money
  11. i'm going to start looking for work. maybe i could still do stem cells?
  12. be easier to make updates if i'd have had time to grow fingers
  13. need a hit of placenta badly
  14. existential depression has set in. why me? why not, i don't know ... paris? the jonas brothers? dr phil?
  15. listening to nirvana's in utero album, feeling emotional
  16. admiring myself in mirror. damn i look good for a first trimester
  17. @a_three_yearold pour a few ants for me homie
  18. feeling soulless-- aha! that answers that!
  19. hahaha! hey doc, remember when you tried the old 'pouring salt on you' gag? ah, the good old days.
  20. going to eat some nutrients through the ... oh wait. nevermind