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signed up to come back as a cat next time.
2:49 AM Jul 21st
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anybody smell that? what is that? shit. is that me? shit shit shit. i'm wasting away here!
1:05 PM Jul 10th
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not sure whether to refer to myself as the 'unborn' or the 'undead'. which one sounds cooler?
3:01 AM Jul 9th
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blah day. just feel like i'm not making any progress, you know? like i'm in some kind of limbo
10:21 AM Jul 7th
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got super drunk this weekend. mourning the loss of me. twin bitches dumped me for a late-stager because he was 'more mature'. dick
3:07 PM Jul 6th
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just met some twins. stillborns. SCORE!
1:12 PM Jul 3rd
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@ hmmm, you look familiar, have we met?
12:15 PM Jul 2nd
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well, could have been worse. i could've been THAT guy's kid. shudder.
10:41 AM Jul 2nd
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remembering my conception. getting kind of horny. is that wrong?
2:04 PM Jul 1st
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maybe get my headshots out to some pro-life scouts, i mean i don't share their values but could be good money
12:34 PM Jul 1st
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i'm going to start looking for work. maybe i could still do stem cells?
12:11 PM Jul 1st
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be easier to make updates if i'd have had time to grow fingers
12:09 PM Jul 1st
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need a hit of placenta badly
9:31 AM Jul 1st
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existential depression has set in. why me? why not, i don't know ... paris? the jonas brothers? dr phil?
7:35 AM Jul 1st
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listening to nirvana's in utero album, feeling emotional
12:33 AM Jul 1st
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admiring myself in mirror. damn i look good for a first trimester
3:52 PM Jun 30th
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@ pour a few ants for me homie
1:46 PM Jun 30th
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feeling soulless-- aha! that answers that!
1:32 PM Jun 30th
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hahaha! hey doc, remember when you tried the old 'pouring salt on you' gag? ah, the good old days.
1:15 PM Jun 30th
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going to eat some nutrients through the ... oh wait. nevermind
12:23 PM Jun 30th
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