ferretthimself
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How can you not cry during Pixar's Up, man? I mean, if you've ever really been in love at all?
about 5 hours ago
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Even if I'm not the biggest fan of Neil Diamond, interviews on Gini's bonus DVD make me like him as a guy. Reasonable, sensible, nice.
about 12 hours ago
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@ Rock on!
7:26 PM Nov 14th
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in reply to KatWithSword
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"What are darkspawn?" "They are a vast horde of experience points."
11:32 AM Nov 14th
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@ Also, if it helps, said taxi driver was a black guy in his mid-fifties with a painful-to-see limp and no sense of direction.
7:47 AM Nov 14th
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@ Dibs away! I myself am writing the real-life tale of a bag of frozen broccoli.
7:46 AM Nov 14th
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Lessons learned today: When a little girl tells you she will be very, very careful with the paint, she doesn't really mean it.
7:40 AM Nov 14th
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Watching my um-daughter paint a box and dance: surprisingly satisfying.
6:34 AM Nov 14th
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My taxi driver: "I woke up, read the obituaries, saw my name wasn't in it - that's a good day."
6:47 PM Nov 13th
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@ I make preliminary notes and critiques, if any, by hand. Everything else is typed.
6:21 PM Nov 13th
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On my flight out to Clarion, I pondered a story about people stuck on a plane forever when God got bored and left. I am living this now.
4:46 PM Nov 13th
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Dear Self: You have gone months at a time without Mexican food. Why are you suddenly craving chimichangas EVERY DAY?
10:06 AM Nov 13th
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@ High School Musical!
7:35 AM Nov 13th
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I'll be purchasing a jar of Miracle Whip later today:
6:41 AM Nov 13th
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"Fat guys with backpacks are like a GPS for Magic tournaments. Follow them, you get to the event every time."
6:12 AM Nov 13th
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Note to self: Chai contains caffeine. You are no longer drinking caffeine. Wanna guess why you're up at 3 a.m., bouncing in the bed?
5:45 AM Nov 13th
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@ Borrowed a friend's Kresh deck.
5:44 AM Nov 13th
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@ Gotcha. Between the novels & the lack of F2F contact, that could get outta hand really quickly.
5:43 AM Nov 13th
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Pete hung around a coffee shop for two hours while I played my first game of EDH. I guess I can forgive him now for not seeing Star Wars.
8:25 PM Nov 12th
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@ How the heck do you survive Clarion, then?
2:39 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Ferrett Steinmetz
- Location Rocky River, OH
- Web http://theferrett...
- Bio Ferrett is a writer. He thinks. Maybe he's not. Yet where do all these words come from?
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