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  1. TRUCK ANTLERS ARE A REAL THING YOU CAN BUY? i love you, skymall catalog
  2. I'd put a $1000 bounty out for CNN infocrawl "terrifying antiwoman Sarah Palin unmasked as killdroid from dystopic future with logic fault"
  3. I wonder who will be SDCC 09 SARS Patient Zero; if I knew anything about bookmaking, now would be the time (stocking up on vitamin C)
  4. Misread the spine of a box on a shelf here at the office as "CorelDraw RealAnimals 6.0"
  5. #lameclaimtofame I was an extra in Wonder Boys, and almost knocked Katie Holmes down a flight of stairs between classes, not on film
  6. @rortybomb Happy birthday! May someone who made fun of you as a child get all their bones removed in a surgical mishap!
  7. I'm going to see if 800mg of ibuprofen calms down whatever's going on in my back and just kind of cross my fingers
  8. AUGH FUCK MY BACK HURTS. Why, back? What did I do to the lower half of you? Nothing, that's what!
  9. @dana_likes_bees It is as the spam promised: I've lost weight! I've gained muscle mass! You don't even want to know how MAJESTIC my junk is.
  10. This Vitamin Water I just drank had acai berry in it; I am now waiting patiently to develop the ability to hurl lightning from my fingertips
  11. @killkillkill I WILL BURN EVERYTHING AND LEAVE NO ONE AND NOTHING BEHIND
  12. I am ambivalent about reporting to the rest of you that our Mountain View office has more interesting snacks than the San Francisco one.
  13. Damn right i'm tweeting this from my damn bed, because it's so damn excellent you should ALL be here. we'll make room somehow. details!
  14. Thanks, btw, to everyone who came -- you people make it worthwhile.
  15. CLIMB HIGHEST MOUNTAIN / PUNCH FACE OF GOD
  16. [x] play on stage that has hosted Andrew Bird, Cloud Cult, Laura Veirs. what next
  17. T-minus roughly 7 hours until Bottom of the Hill, excellent humans
  18. Damn, the Krenim Imperium is full of assholes
  19. "Contestants will compete as identical elephants" is a phrase I want applied directly to my own life before I die. Too much to ask?
  20. @mtbradner I'm seeing a TV show in this somehow