ferociousj
- TRUCK ANTLERS ARE A REAL THING YOU CAN BUY? i love you, skymall catalogabout 4 hours ago from txt
- I'd put a $1000 bounty out for CNN infocrawl "terrifying antiwoman Sarah Palin unmasked as killdroid from dystopic future with logic fault"about 5 hours ago from txt
- I wonder who will be SDCC 09 SARS Patient Zero; if I knew anything about bookmaking, now would be the time (stocking up on vitamin C)about 10 hours ago from TwitBin
- Misread the spine of a box on a shelf here at the office as "CorelDraw RealAnimals 6.0"about 11 hours ago from TwitBin
- #lameclaimtofame I was an extra in Wonder Boys, and almost knocked Katie Holmes down a flight of stairs between classes, not on filmabout 12 hours ago from TwitBin
- @rortybomb Happy birthday! May someone who made fun of you as a child get all their bones removed in a surgical mishap!about 13 hours ago from TwitBin in reply to rortybomb
- I'm going to see if 800mg of ibuprofen calms down whatever's going on in my back and just kind of cross my fingersabout 13 hours ago from TwitBin
- AUGH FUCK MY BACK HURTS. Why, back? What did I do to the lower half of you? Nothing, that's what!about 23 hours ago from web
- @dana_likes_bees It is as the spam promised: I've lost weight! I've gained muscle mass! You don't even want to know how MAJESTIC my junk is.4:46 PM Jul 20th from web in reply to dana_likes_bees
- This Vitamin Water I just drank had acai berry in it; I am now waiting patiently to develop the ability to hurl lightning from my fingertips4:15 PM Jul 20th from web
- @killkillkill I WILL BURN EVERYTHING AND LEAVE NO ONE AND NOTHING BEHIND2:36 PM Jul 20th from web in reply to killkillkill
- I am ambivalent about reporting to the rest of you that our Mountain View office has more interesting snacks than the San Francisco one.2:29 PM Jul 20th from web
- Damn right i'm tweeting this from my damn bed, because it's so damn excellent you should ALL be here. we'll make room somehow. details!2:15 AM Jul 20th from txt
- Thanks, btw, to everyone who came -- you people make it worthwhile.2:07 AM Jul 20th from web
- CLIMB HIGHEST MOUNTAIN / PUNCH FACE OF GOD1:18 AM Jul 20th from txt
- [x] play on stage that has hosted Andrew Bird, Cloud Cult, Laura Veirs. what next1:16 AM Jul 20th from txt
- T-minus roughly 7 hours until Bottom of the Hill, excellent humans1:20 PM Jul 19th from web
- Damn, the Krenim Imperium is full of assholes12:11 PM Jul 19th from txt
- "Contestants will compete as identical elephants" is a phrase I want applied directly to my own life before I die. Too much to ask?10:22 AM Jul 19th from web
- @mtbradner I'm seeing a TV show in this somehow1:16 AM Jul 19th from web in reply to mtbradner
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- Name Jon
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://ferociousj...
- Bio I just can't get over the way it all is.
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