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  1. @mikespit1 What was that? (I must have been distracted by all of the fresh air and three-dimensionality we losers contend with out here.)10:43 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to mikespit1
  2. @mikespit1 Yes, and yes. Awesome.10:14 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to mikespit1
  3. @mikespit1 Does my office overlook the MB? But do I see this shit on Twitter hours after the event instead of thru my window in real-time?10:14 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to mikespit1
  4. Facebook stalking has led to the discovery of several men whose names occupied BIG real estate in my diary from 1987-1991. (I still crush.)8:42 AM Jul 7th from web
  5. Homemade sign along the FDR this morning: "Sweet pussy. Sweet dick. Sweet people." Oh, New York! How your poetry breaks my heart!5:41 AM Jun 25th from web
  6. RT @tjdegroat: Finally, it all makes sense: http://obamasplanforgayrigh...5:57 AM Jun 17th from web
  7. http://twitpic.com/779z3 - Finding myself distracted while working from home today. I can't imagine why ...9:07 AM Jun 12th from TwitPic
  8. FACEBOOK COMMANDMENT: Thou shalt not pout thy lips and take a grainy self-portrait for use as thy profile picture. Amen.9:11 AM Jun 10th from web
  9. @mikespit1 Oh hell. Even real armor wouldn't protect Nate from the wrath of my (beloved) sister. He's a goner.7:38 AM Jun 4th from web in reply to mikespit1
  10. @mikespit1 What good are rare, pretentious books if your wife-to-be kills you in your sleep?7:27 AM Jun 4th from web in reply to mikespit1
  11. @Ncassella Why not? I'm sure Meg would be more than willing to wait another 20 years before buying a home ...7:22 AM Jun 4th from web in reply to Ncassella
  12. Roommate: I have a really weird question to ask, and I hesitate to even bring it up at this point, but ... which toothbrush is yours?4:23 PM May 24th from web
  13. @tjdegroat I'm getting rid of the Jeep today. Would you like to say a few words in remembrance? I'll start: IT SMELLED LIKE PUTRID MEAT.11:04 AM May 22nd from web
  14. Components of a recent nightmare: Captain Lou Albano, open-toed shoes, Salisbury steak, the Electric Slide. My subconscious is on notice.11:41 AM May 18th from web
  15. @mikespit1 Comment dit-on "fuck you" en francais? (I keeeeed.)6:35 AM May 14th from web in reply to mikespit1
  16. @mikespit1 Eau de ice-hole fish/venison? Why didn't you say so initially? That's a horse of a different color! Plow on, good sir. Plow on.6:24 AM May 14th from web
  17. @mikespit1 THE PALIN WOMEN? Really? @jilltcnj, it may be time to rethink your engagement ...1:33 PM May 13th from web
  18. http://twitpic.com/53fmo - View from my office. (See also: symbol of my indentured servitude.)8:09 AM May 13th from TwitPic
  19. Mentally prepping for day one of The Great Pack of '09. Looking forward to some bitchin' cardboard-box-induced nosebleeds.7:43 AM May 12th from web
  20. A seven-year-old child just called me a dick. In other news, I'm finally seeing the beauty of the desk flask.9:06 AM May 7th from web