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@akaWorf If that Suzie Plakson, then it's K'ehleyr. (Yes, I'm being anal.) about 1 hour ago via web in reply to akaWorf
cuntoftheday Sentenced to life in jail for his complicity in the murder of Egyptian protesters, Hosni Mubarak is Cunt of the Day. bit.ly/cFK35R about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by femmexnoir and 50 others
pourmecoffee Today in 1924 Congress unironically granted U.S. citizenship to all American Indians. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by femmexnoir and 319 others
FashionweekNYC Fun Fact: Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by femmexnoir and 163 others
MmeGuillotine Some glorious vintage pictures from the Coronation Day 1953 edition of The Queen magazine.... fb.me/1tOZ0DgZ7 about 8 hours ago via Facebook Retweeted by femmexnoir and 2 others
She's grooming herself, but she's going to get the flea comb ran through her fur at some point today. about 8 hours ago via web
Update on Sasha: Congested. She's improved by leaps and bounds just being inside overnight, though. about 8 hours ago via web
However, he peed by a fabric basket this morning, which is out of his norm. Good thing I was already planning on running the steamer today. about 8 hours ago via web
He's starting to groom himself again, & even crawled up on the couch to curl up w/ me & watch several hours of Big Bang Theory last night. about 8 hours ago via web
Update on Shadow: While still congested, he's not hiding under my sewing desk any more. about 8 hours ago via web
Sasha's back. And now I know why she was gone so long: she's sick, too. It's like I'm running a damn feline nursing home at this point... about 18 hours ago via web
FashionweekNYC Life doesn't give you what you deserve, Life gives you what you make of it! Have a wonderful Night! about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by femmexnoir and 68 others
A big reason to keep loving @jcpenney! "JCPenney Responds to Homophobic Boycott Calls with Gay Father's Day Ad" gawker.com/5914527/?comme… about 23 hours ago via Tweet Button
He's sick enough, it's throwing his scent off--none of the other cats want to be near him. Squee even hissed at him. And he's not a hisser. about 24 hours ago via web
After some feline vitamin paste and 1/3 can of Friskies, he's sleeping soundly (literally). Hopefully, I've given him the boost he needs. 3:14 PM Jun 1st via web
On the upside, his breathing sounds a lot less raspy than it did ten minutes ago. 3:12 PM Jun 1st via web
Shadow scarfed his Friskies Plus so fast that he puked some of it up in a phlegm-y mess, then ate it again. 3:12 PM Jun 1st via web
#KyronHorman's mother sues Terri Horman-claims Terri kidnapped Kyron - kmtr.com/news/local/sto… 2:30 PM Jun 1st via Tweet Button
Cheesecake "I never met a chocolate I didn't like." -Deanna Troi, Star Trek #cheesecake #chocolate #quotes twitter.com/Cheesecake/sta… 12:02 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by femmexnoir and 15 others
HuffingtonPost George Zimmerman's bond revoked in Trayvon Martin Case huff.to/LPgyRe 12:03 PM Jun 1st via The Huffington Post Retweeted by femmexnoir and 256 others

Name Jessica Stallings
Location Springfield, OR 97477
Web http://lfnjewelry...
Bio I'm a sister, wife, aunt, cousin, daughter, niece, cat mom; designer and owner of @laxfemmexnoir. I'm also highly opinionated, and I ramble. Questions?