femmecolleen
- I think I should make it my goal to fuck people of different signs so that I can turn them into the 12 Days of Christmas song.11:13 PM Dec 28th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive golden rings!11:10 PM Dec 28th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Looking at my Excel file of people I've fucked. Aquarians retain their lead (7), with Scorpios and Pisces tied for 2nd (5, each).11:03 PM Dec 28th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- I am FINALLY back online.4:49 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Stroke of genius, I tell you what.1:08 PM Oct 29th, 2008 from Twittelator
- And still, years later, when I hear someone say "when in doubt," all I can think is, "whip it out!"6:09 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Um, hello? When did chivalry die? Note to men: it's still POLITE to hold the door open for a lady instead of letting it slam in her face.3:28 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from Twitterrific
- I feel like such a pervert. I am shopping for chastity rings online. ;)3:20 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from Twitterrific
- @raquelita: queer fat femmes need cupcakeshatesarahpalin.blogspot.com.2:21 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to raquelita
- "I'm from the Midwest!" "Yeah, but obviously the water was different over there."7:13 PM Oct 16th, 2008 from Twittelator
- @KellyShibari I'll fill out your survey!4:18 PM Oct 16th, 2008 from Twittelator in reply to KellyShibari
- @mrsexsmith my Halloween costume is Naughty Schoolgirl. It's a classic for a reason!4:17 PM Oct 16th, 2008 from Twittelator in reply to mrsexsmith
- I think the last time I was in San Francisco was during The Great Roadtrip of 2003.9:23 AM Oct 9th, 2008 from Twittelator
- I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'12:42 PM Oct 6th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Getting a service bottom was a fucking stroke of genius, y'all.8:05 PM Oct 4th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Calling Dr. Freud; I'm slipping, slipping, slipping.12:45 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from Twitterrific
- @saintchick is there still a reason to buy a red trench if is $100?7:47 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from Twittelator in reply to saintchick
- Babeland has red patent leather cuffs that would match the Torrid heels I am lusting after. MUST HAVE BOTH NOW, kthxbye!7:45 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from Twittelator
- There is no reason to buy a red trenchcoat...right?8:34 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from Twittelator
- Welcome to Mercury Retrograde. Keep your hands and feet inside the crazy, hold on tight, and enjoy the ride!10:44 AM Sep 25th, 2008 from Twitterrific
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- Name femmecolleen
- Location iPhone: 47.624520,-122.332056
- Web http://fatgirlfem...
- Bio Fat, red-haired dyke.
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