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  1. I think I should make it my goal to fuck people of different signs so that I can turn them into the 12 Days of Christmas song.
  2. Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive golden rings!
  3. Looking at my Excel file of people I've fucked. Aquarians retain their lead (7), with Scorpios and Pisces tied for 2nd (5, each).
  4. I am FINALLY back online.
  5. Stroke of genius, I tell you what.
  6. And still, years later, when I hear someone say "when in doubt," all I can think is, "whip it out!"
  7. Um, hello? When did chivalry die? Note to men: it's still POLITE to hold the door open for a lady instead of letting it slam in her face.
  8. I feel like such a pervert. I am shopping for chastity rings online. ;)
  9. @raquelita: queer fat femmes need cupcakeshatesarahpalin.blogspot.com.
  10. "I'm from the Midwest!" "Yeah, but obviously the water was different over there."
  11. @KellyShibari I'll fill out your survey!
  12. @mrsexsmith my Halloween costume is Naughty Schoolgirl. It's a classic for a reason!
  13. I think the last time I was in San Francisco was during The Great Roadtrip of 2003.
  14. I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'
  15. Getting a service bottom was a fucking stroke of genius, y'all.
  16. Calling Dr. Freud; I'm slipping, slipping, slipping.
  17. @saintchick is there still a reason to buy a red trench if is $100?
  18. Babeland has red patent leather cuffs that would match the Torrid heels I am lusting after. MUST HAVE BOTH NOW, kthxbye!
  19. There is no reason to buy a red trenchcoat...right?
  20. Welcome to Mercury Retrograde. Keep your hands and feet inside the crazy, hold on tight, and enjoy the ride!