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felix_dexter

Donating 2 prevent child starvation? Hold, there's a mor imp"body image" prob here, people worried they don't look like models in magzines. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@BalheadDan "S Curl" bwoy me secret come out now! 1:29 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BalheadDan
There are adverts playing on a screen on the back of a seat in this cab. WTF! Can I just stare out the window please. 7:08 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Relieved to see so many bulked up blokes around during this hot spell just in case there's a baby trapped under a car or something. 5:40 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
What calling out my own name during interactive conjugal congress moment makes me weird? Streuth! 2:18 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
Cha put de Queen pon Eurovision innit. "Royal Riddim" She wd walk dat rasta. All a dat bling. Jubilee as well? Would rinse de chart.Trus! 1:24 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Early morning church bells. The people going to church are already up so I'm guessing the purpose is just to make a sinner's hangover worse. 12:23 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
RT_com Racist Remarks: 'What if they think Ukraine's in Africa' on.rt.com/cj409a @Yaro_RT 5:56 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by felix_dexter and 23 others
@felix_dexter It's Bedford then Solihull for me. Oooh the glamour! 4:42 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to felix_dexter
"What we doin here?The Sun says it's hotter in Skegness" British tourist in the Maldives. 2:56 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Summer Breeze - Best of Isley Bros Choon! In photo every one has coat on. Mum Isley at photo shoot "put yer coats on you'll catch a death" 2:03 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
On tube yest during rush hour AM and PM. Tube will not cope with Olympics. Fact! 3:31 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@AFChymnSheet Arff! 2:32 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AFChymnSheet
My aunt: " Is no good to be wise after the horse has bolted" Me "or look a gift horse in the nose" She started it. 1:29 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Yeah it's a new law that if a person with leaflets is asking route options at tkt window in rush hr u have to smack the back of their head! 1:28 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@adwebbow Bit a culture son. Pretending not to be an oik! 5:02 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to adwebbow
Erm... yes. Possibly too much information, ha haa! 4:30 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Moon "on" A Rainbow Shawl even! 4:16 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
My ten cents: Moon Over Rainbow Shawl at National, fab production, amazing cast. Recommend! 3:46 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Been on a bus sat next to a guy whose clothes stank so strongly of ganja he'd be arrested at Customs for smuggling fumes. 10:43 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone