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  1. #omgfacts George Bush is a war criminal.
  2. OBAMA: Hamid Karzai clean up your corruption or else we're leaving. HAMID KARZAI: If you leave does that mean you'll stop bribing me?
  3. #TigerWoods' wife #ElinNordegren is Swedish, so is that really domestic abuse if a foreign born wife kicks your ass?
  4. I may have never been PGA Player of the Year a record nine times like #TigerWoods, but at least I never been knocked out by my wife.
  5. I just bought a b-reader. Otherwise known as a book. Cheaper and when I'm done I can give it to a friend.
  6. RT @marchinko: "No. Get out. Shut up. For Reals? Hate her." (Attractive woman on the phone on the treadmill next to me at Equinox)
  7. RT @marchinko: "Mama. Dada." Suri Cruise
  8. @UNITEboston http://bit.ly/8TexIv Brief history of Boston Comedy with Fran Solomita
  9. @ComedyConnect http://www.davidfeldmancome... History of Boston Comedy with Fran Solomita
  10. After all the crap I ate for Thanksgiving shouldn't today be called Brown Friday?
  11. Worst Thanksgiving side dish ever? My Uncle Morey's acid reflux
  12. RT @RadioConelrad: @feldo - RT @JElvisWeinstein I'm making a goose, stuffed w/ a pheasant, stuffed w/ a duck, stuffed w/ yams & shellfis ...
  13. Tonight we're combining Turkey, Duck, Chicken and Fish and calling it TurFucken.
  14. RT @comedynews: Never Not Funny hosting 9-hour live marathon for charity (Friday, 11/27 9pm PST) | AST http://tinyurl.com/ygnslr8 @Never ...
  15. @kevinsemicolon great
  16. How come white people don't get their own Friday?
  17. congratulations to #JoshMcDaniels for winning the fucking game and beating the fucking #Giants.
  18. @Viva_Al_Arabia That's so sweet! Thanks. Check out my podcast please: http://www.davidfeldmancome...
  19. Forget Michaele and Tareq Salahi. We need to figure out how Bush and Cheney crashed the white house.
  20. Michaele and Tareq Salahi just crashed our Thanksgiving and clogged the toilet.