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George Bush is a war criminal.
19 minutes ago
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OBAMA: Hamid Karzai clean up your corruption or else we're leaving. HAMID KARZAI: If you leave does that mean you'll stop bribing me?
about 1 hour ago
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' wife is Swedish, so is that really domestic abuse if a foreign born wife kicks your ass?
2:11 AM Nov 29th
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I may have never been PGA Player of the Year a record nine times like , but at least I never been knocked out by my wife.
1:41 AM Nov 29th
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I just bought a b-reader. Otherwise known as a book.
Cheaper and when I'm done I can give it to a friend.
11:32 PM Nov 27th
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RT @: "No. Get out. Shut up. For Reals? Hate her." (Attractive woman on the phone on the treadmill next to me at Equinox)
11:22 PM Nov 27th
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RT @: "Mama. Dada." Suri Cruise
11:22 PM Nov 27th
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Brief history of Boston Comedy with Fran Solomita
11:06 PM Nov 27th
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History of Boston Comedy with Fran Solomita
11:05 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to ComedyConnect
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After all the crap I ate for Thanksgiving shouldn't today be called Brown Friday?
9:11 PM Nov 27th
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Worst Thanksgiving side dish ever? My Uncle Morey's acid reflux
9:03 PM Nov 27th
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RT @: @ - RT @ I'm making a goose, stuffed w/ a pheasant, stuffed w/ a duck, stuffed w/ yams & shellfis
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9:01 PM Nov 27th
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Tonight we're combining Turkey, Duck, Chicken and Fish and calling it TurFucken.
6:21 PM Nov 27th
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RT @: Never Not Funny hosting 9-hour live marathon for charity (Friday, 11/27 9pm PST) | AST @
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3:33 PM Nov 27th
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@ great
10:47 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to kevinsemicolon
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How come white people don't get their own Friday?
10:22 PM Nov 26th
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congratulations to for winning the fucking game and beating the fucking .
8:16 PM Nov 26th
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@ That's so sweet! Thanks. Check out my podcast please:
8:11 PM Nov 26th
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Forget Michaele and Tareq Salahi. We need to figure out how Bush and Cheney crashed the white house.
6:34 PM Nov 26th
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Michaele and Tareq Salahi just crashed our Thanksgiving and clogged the toilet.
6:32 PM Nov 26th
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- Name David Feldman
- Location my own rot
- Web http://www.davidf...
- Bio I am a comedian, writer, prize fighter, and animator who never forgives
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