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  1. @poniewozik Glad to see Brittany get some love. She's been one of our favorites for several episodes now.
  2. Voon.
  3. It is a testament to the United States Postal Service that anybody at Texas Tech University gets mail at all. Address + ZIP = WTF.
  4. @twonk I had trouble remembering if it was "cough up" or "gimme" but went with my gut.
  5. @twonk JUST COUGH UP SOME DOUGH, MAC
  6. @phearlez respect has to be earned.
  7. The Things My Brain Does: The baby talk in Lemon Jelly's "Homage to Patagonia" is taken from Ken Nordine's "My Baby." #humanshazam
  8. @tiffany My thought was, "what's in a preacher drink anyway?"
  9. RT @gsightseeing: Google wangles special trike access to Stonehenge, and not on a solstice! http://gss.st/o8 #streetview
  10. @ambermae I think you still have an account on my server (now in a colo instead of at home) but I'll need a copy of your SSH public key(s).
  11. Babysitting friends' kids while they go to the Pixies concert. Their son put on his big sister's pink leotard HOURS AGO. Still has it on.
  12. RT @tbquirk: What happens when Warner Bros reports five years' worth of digital royalties to your band all at once? Sadness ensues: http ...
  13. Why does it take Windows Update on a freshly-installed XP SP2 machine to figure out that it needs to install Microsoft Update? Seriously!
  14. @tiffany obnoxious, especially so with the all-employees requirement. But there's are whole market segments where such a thing is normal.
  15. Not sure what my iPhone is trying to say with this shuffle: Sea of Holes, This House Is Empty Now, The Edison Museum, Glamour Profession.
  16. RT @CupcakeCaps: In support of #worldAidsDay, FREE dz red/white HoHoHo Cupcake Caps w/every order (today only). #red http://cupcakecaps.com
  17. Pie chart (and bonus bar graph) for @michaeldove and @dceiver: http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/200051875/
  18. Two things I like about this: the theoretical cupcake, and the vision I got of a Large Cupcake Collider: http://i.imgur.com/GJfJM.jpg
  19. @MRRSoftware PC LOAD LETTER? WTF does that mean?
  20. Did I want to wake up at 5am and subsequently be unable to fall asleep again? No. No, I did not want to do that. #insomnia #sigh