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businessinsider BREAKING: That Drachma That Suddenly Showed Up On Bloomberg Has Now Disappeared read.bi/KQgGSs about 13 hours ago via Business Insider Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 18 others
@GreyEagleSTL all 6 #Becks art label bottles twitter.com/fearthedaleks/… about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@GreyEagleSTL got all 6 they are very cool 7:49 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GreyEagleSTL
MensHumor Hey car trying to sneak to the end of the on-ramp & squeeze into traffic, I would rather get into an accident than let you merge. 4:00 PM May 28th via HootSuite Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 3566 others
AlanHungover Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits. 1:02 PM May 28th via HootSuite Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 1901 others
what a retard RT @MettaWorldPeace: Happy labor day.... Enjoy it 12:27 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
TheFunnyRacist People voted for President Obama in '08 to prove they weren't racist. If they vote for him again, it'll be to prove they are retarded. 7:17 PM May 27th via TweetDeck Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 885 others
clarkekant For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist. 7:16 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 70 others
war1057 WAR ALERT: The National Swamp Ass Alert level for the greater St Louis Metropolitian area has been raised to DEFCON 1 until 8pm SAT 9:15 AM May 26th via Echofon Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 20 others
SportsCenter InCaseYouMissedIt: #DaleJr unveils the Dark Knight Rises paint scheme on the No.88 car which was chosen by fans. twitter.com/SportsCenter/s… 8:36 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 395 others
#myfitnesspal is a good app! Try that shit 6:47 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
bengleib Breakfast burritos, very popular. Breakfast tacos, not a thing. Why???? 5:00 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 6 others
wishablestars True dat #lifelessons #life instagr.am/p/LBRmd6hE9I/ 11:45 AM May 24th via Instagram Retweeted by fearthedaleks
@Weatherbird can we just pay someone to make this asshole go away? 10:59 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Weatherbird
JennyJohnsonHi5 I have a difficult time investing in Facebook, mainly because it's the place where people I went to high school with own pretend farms. 5:58 PM May 23rd via Echofon Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 1969 others
MarketWatch In the past few days, investors have learned what the letters IPO really stand for: “It’s probably overpriced” on.mktw.net/Lq329y 3:05 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 132 others
JennyJohnsonHi5 Face-to-face sex with Patrick Ewing is the number one fear of all Americans. 6:05 PM May 21st via Echofon Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 285 others
clarkekant I haven't thought about boobs or vaginas for 14 minutes and it's all thanks to pizza! 8:15 PM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 26 others
AlanHungover My wife claims that I treat one of our kids unfairly. "Which one?" I replied, "Alan Junior, or the girl one?" 8:05 PM May 19th via HootSuite Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 535 others
AlanHungover How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it. 1:01 PM May 19th via HootSuite Retweeted by fearthedaleks and 826 others